The BonBon Bastion, Issue Six, Christmas Special

[GoldenRodDog]

The Bon Bon Bastion, Issue Five

Apologies for the undue Delay

This owner must apologise for the delay in the delivery of the next paper. The visit to Mistress Scorpia’s was far more diverting and prolonged than expected. The owner must thank one expert raccoon lock picker for extricating one from a pair of gold plated handcuffs. It was however rather embarrassing to asking this whilst wearing stockings suspenders and a tight corset in red and black silk.

The aforementioned raccoon did comment that the willing captive did look rather fetching. Again I must apologise this delay was entirely the owners fault. Asking a slave to do something is fine but remembering to be explicit about your desires can be another matter.

I must recommend a visit to the sweet blue vixen lady if one desires a little training in discipline or vice versa. Very grateful to one Henk Cobra for the experience.

Returns

Need to return one stockings set, pair of handcuffs and a red and black corset. Please supply the address of the owner of these items for return. Although current possessor is most interested in keeping these items as a momento.

Unhappy to have Missed

I have to officially apologise to one Lady, Mistress Blut I am truly sorry that due to this ones experience in the house of Mistress Scorpia I was unable to attend any parties thrown by the good mistress of the night. I do promise next year to be more available.

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[xivk]

*reading*

Grunwell’s Manly Extension Exercise Machine...

Sounds like a trap!
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[Mystic]

[dragonfly]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what are u going to do next racoon gonna do next man he is funny.
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[Drofgod969]

*Reads the paper* Hmm I wish i knew about Ms.Scarlet's party... Oh well, next year i will make sure to get the Infomation from someone about the time and place. *rases a eyebrow* I don't even want to know about that machine. Sounds to dangerus to me. Another good copy the news. *Leaves the paper on the desk and gets back to work*
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[MLock]

*reads the paper*

Eheh getting popular...stealing some gold handcuffs while saving that beautyful dame in lingerie from....wait a second...
*reads carefully* IT WAS A MAN??? O.O

*goes take a shower crying his heart out*

sniff....i really should make holes into that damn mask T_T
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[henkcobra]

Aaah master Goldie I hope that you time with my mistress and me was a good one.
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[GoldenRodDog]

"Oh! My My...Lidia get the claret and I will get the Belgian truffles. My abject apologies I love tea and crumpet so much I sometimes forget myself." Goldie runs round and smiles jotting down a note.

Lidia arrives with the claret decanted and ready and Goldie whispers, "A note to poor Randy, my dear and tell him it was not his fault. Comfort him my dear if you wish."

"Mystic, sweet exotic cat please do request anything I will get it delivered." Goldie smiles at Henk Cobra and blushes, "Thanks my sweet ophidian adonis for a marvelous experience."
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[Lidia_Apricot]

"Yes, Sir." *After hands him the claret, smile to Golden and walk out of the building to look for Randy to give him the note.*

*Found Randy and pulls out Goldie's note.*

Here, Mr. Rany, Mr. Goldie want me to give you this note. ^w^

[MLock]

Randy:
hm? oh thank you lady Lidia! *reads the note*
oh c'mon! it's not big deal...i was there, i freed him...i just didn't realize he was disguised as a she <.<
i get over this kind of stuff quickly...*looks at Lidia mischieviously*...then again, I'd LOVE to be comforted by you XP
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The snake huggs the dog. "Hmm, lets me give you some of the same pleasure as my mistress." The snakes tongue tickles the ear of Goldie. His hands squeeze the but of the reporter.
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[Lidia_Apricot]

*giggle softly; then walks up to Randy with both her arms behind her back, making her chest stands out more.*

You want to feel comfortable...*smirk.*

~20 minutes later, At the Delight Castle~
















There we go! A nice, little, comfy sofa to sit on, a lovely cup full of relaxing tea with a little of honey, and...*place a thick book on Randy's lap.* A novel to enjoy the joy of reading. *gently pat the raccoon's head.* Ta-Ta now. Must get back to Mr. Goldie. Have fun.

*walks out of The Delight Castle.*

(What...Thinking of having a little fun with this ferret? Think again! XD)

[henkcobra]

( Hahahaahaaa Lidia you sneaking devil )

Henk gives Goldie a massage, like he ussally give to Scorpia, he kiss licks suck on tender places.

"Is this good 'master'?" Henk now sits between the legs of Goldie and continues his massage on the back of him.
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[MLock]

O.o...oh well *shrugs while sipping the tea*

HMMMM DELICIOUS! ^^
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[xivk]

My jealousy senses are tingling...

A certain raccoon is getting special treatment!
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[Mystic]

What are you talking about? Its not special treatment as much as it is tending to his sense of sanity. *Seems to be wearing a rather form fitting nurses outfit.* The poor man can't seem to tell the difference between the sexes.
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[xivk]

Well he blames the mask for that. lol
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[GoldenRodDog]

Goldie sighs, "Thank you, Henk...so Mystic is the wine and chocolates better."

He smiles, "Lidia may be a while because Randy needs a lot of comforting...Henk, please we have company."
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[henkcobra]

Henk leaned over Goldie "I don't care. They will learn something." The snake kissed the left ear of the dog.

Henk warped his arms around the nek of Goldie. "Hmm what a tasty ears you have! " SUCK SUCK LICK LICK LICK. The snake pushed his groin against the ass of the dog.

"Why not gave them a life show? Please I want you!"
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[Lidia_Apricot]

*Lidia enters Goldie's building.*

Mr. Goldie! *shuts the door.* I gave Mr. Randy the note you....gave....me?...

*Lidia see her reptile friend, Henk, behind Goldie, licking and sucking the golden retriever's ear.*

*blink blink*

I'll...hmm...make some tea...for everyone. *past by Mr. Goldie and his guest and walked into the kitchen.*

[GoldenRodDog]

"Lidia, sweety pie take the afternoon off I think you should not see this. You are far too innocent." Goldie giggles.

Henk is doubled over laughing....
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[GoldenRodDog]

After some complaints I have asked two BonBon residents to test them. Please note that if I have misquoted either party I will deal with this flyer..


Recently a number of patrons of this fine newspaper have complained about the standard of the wares advertised in the paper. Given this state of affairs I have asked two of the luminaries of BonBon to give some of the items for sale their expert opinions. To whit I have asked one Jillian Sullivan, known as Jinx, a mechanic of some skill and Dr. Camarilla Fuchs, known to her friends as Kommy, to examine the items to give their opinion upon them

Advert, Ingram's Electropathic Erectile Developer.

For the gentleman that requires a little assistance in the department of romantic relationships. The Ingram's Electropathic Erectile Developer as recommended by kings and princes will enable the red headed champion of your youth to assume his former glory. Through the beneficial stimulus of a mild current. Guaranteed effective in ninety percent of cases.

Please avoid getting the equipment wet and refrain violent jerks whilst wearing the item. Any severe shocks will be at the wearers fault. Please write to 4 Shockingwell Street for prices and a time of the custom fitting.

Jinx: Geez louise, this thing is really dangerous. The current is not well controlled and the batteries tend to leak alarmingly. Badly made and damn near useless.

Kommy: Mmmm! Not my field liebling but I would say the effectiveness of electrical stimulation is very, very, very doubtful indeed.

Advert, Arbuthnot’s Advanced Exercise Regime

At just three penny’s a week you receive a weekly exercise regime guaranteed to turn the most ardent slug-a-bed into a muscular dynamo. Our founder was once a ninety pound weakling but is now a two hundred pound powerhouse of mythical proportions.

Send requests to Arbuthnot Argyle, c/o The Rendle Guest House, 6 Thynne Street.

Jinx: Oooh! Have to say that if Arbuthnot Argyle is an example of the exercise regimes results then I am a fan. Will be visiting him again I swear he is one of the hunkiest ferrets I have seen in many a long year. Just so yummy.

Kommy: Ya, he is quite the specimen, further examination is definitely needed. I have arranged 8pm this evening to thoroughly examine this male example of positive exercise. Jinx apparently has the 10pm slot to verify our results.

Advert, Micklewhite’s Marvellous Marionette

For those lonely females who desire company but can not afford the expense of more expensive toys of this order. May the noble Micklewhite suggest the One Move Marionette. An amazingly durable toy that can be used almost indefinitely.

Please send all enquiries via box 12 of this newspaper, all purchases are final no refunds, even if it does break after a week.

Jinx: Junk, just junk, not even useful as spare parts. Micklewhite couldn’t tie a knot in string. I can and will do far better, for half the price I will provide a mechanical companion with far better reliability.

Kommy: I can say nothing else, my fellow expert is just right.

Advert, Dr. Henry’s Efficacious Powders

For those people requiring an uninterrupted nights repose. The Efficacious Powders of Dr. Henry are highly recommended. You will sleep like a baby, please note the side effects of waking sporting a large groinal bulge and desiring of compatable company are being worked upon right now. Dr. Henry denies all culpability for the side effects.

Send payment to Box 69 of this paper, powders returned by courier despatch the next day.

Jinx: Can’t say much but would take Kommy’s word on this one.

Kommy: Gott im Himmel, this is really dangerous in repeated doses this stuff could actually kill you. The stimulant effects and the lowering of inhibitions are just side effects. Take too many of these and you will never wake from the slumber. I am going to the authorities immediately. If you need anything like this see me. Not some fly by night back street quack.

Grunwell’s Manly Extension Exercise Machine

This efficient device will turn the smallest of equipment of the lower body into the effective tool of a living giant. You shall become a titan of the bedroom after just a month of using this amazing device.

Seller denies all knowledge of accidents claiming permanent injuries and loss of any feeling in the nether regions. Payment is final and no refunds.

Jinx: Ha ha ha harrr! If this works I will eat my best hammer. It is just your imagination you poor guys if you think this works. Plus the device can become stuck on the outward stroke. Painful and useless,.

Kommy: Very entertaining, but quite useless.
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[Leaf]

Leaf picks up a flyer and reads through it.

"Good grief... it's a good thing I never bothered with such ridiculous products. It's true what they say, 'If it sound's too good to be true, it isn't'."
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[LabrnMystic]

(Heh, now that's a wonderful way to get people to interact besides those RP threads. This is more my style I'd say. I think I'm sticking with the Dark Blue as well.)

*Leafing through the page* Oh those two. They haven't changed a bit. *Thinking to himself,* Hmm, I wonder if we should put an add in for Mystic's jewelry...
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Max Grabs one on the way into town, "hehe, 69"
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[xivk]

*Reading paper*

Wait a tick... theres no pictures! x_x
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[Lidia_Apricot]

*finish reading the newspaper and looks to Mr. Goldie.*

Hmmm....Don't like reading those ads in the newspaper much, but the ad you wrote are enjoyable to read for me, especially having Ms. Sullivan and Dr. Kommy in each ads. *wink.*

*sigh* Seems that couple of people here would do anything to lose fat in them and try to impress the ladies or the men around here. *hmph.* You want to be strong? Eat a good, balance, food, and get your lazy bum off and do some walking around outside of town, once in a while. *eats a raising cookie she baked for her and Mr. Goldie.*

[The Adept]

[xivk]

Cookie smelling newspaper? Genius!
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