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Lidia_Apricot
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*Lidia finish putting her dress up and then heard a little voice talking in a facade Irish accent and looked on her left shoulder to see a small, talking, green thing.*
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Ewwww. A talking, green, mosquito.
*raise her right paw up and do what any other living being do when see a mosquito on his/her body.*
*SPLAT!*
*Then flick the green mosquito off her shoulder and walks out of the bathroom leaving Johnny and Henk.*
See you two in a sec.  |
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Chaosengine
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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A leprachaun? That be stereo-typin'!!
I'll show yoo!
*hurls the Blarney Stone at the rabbit*
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JohnnyPsycho
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| henkcobra wrote: | Henk was discussing the choice of clothes of Lidia for Johny.
"Lidia, why not the pirate costume I think that that that oooh Johny just me? Well lets clean you again. Do so wild as you want!"
Said Henk while he saw the naked and painted Johnny on the toilet. |
| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | | *walks to the towel holder where she hold up her dress and took off her towels and begin putting the dress back on her, not caring if Henk or Johnny is watching her dressing up.* |
| xivk wrote: | " the still green rabbit climbs up to lidias shoulder"
Well ello me lassie, mind helping a wee leprechaun find his pot'o gold? |
| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | Ewwww. A talking, green, mosquito.
*raise her right paw up and do what any other living being do when see a mosquito on his/her body.*
*SPLAT!*
*Then flick the green mosquito off her shoulder and walks out of the bathroom leaving Johnny and Henk.* |
| Chaosengine wrote: | A leprachaun? That be stereo-typin'!!
I'll show yoo!
*hurls the Blarney Stone at the rabbit* |
 ...I'm not even going to bother asking what the hell's going on... *dresses himself quietly with a sigh*
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xivk
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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xivak: "flat on the floor with the blarney stone" ugh... medic... x_x
xivk: *gulp* ...wow >_>
"tries wiping green paint while climbing onto lidias shoulder"
Pardon lidia! Bit of assistance getting down, not a bug like me twin down there!
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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*Lidia hears a different voice and looks on her left shoulder again, but see a bug looks like a rabbit on her shoulder.*
Awwww, a Hare bug. :3
*picks it up and gently set it down on the floor.* There you go little one. Have a Cracker. :3
*put one, square, cracker on the floor next to the hare bug.* Enjoy. ^w^
*walks to the thread room to find Mr. Martin.* |
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xivk
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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xivk: sweet free cracker ^_^ "goes for a bite before remembering the flattened xivak" *sigh*
"goes over to xivak, pushing the blarney stone off him and carrying his flattened body out of the wash room"
...
"comes back and grabs a piece of the cracker before leaving again"
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Martin
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | xivk: sweet free cracker ^_^ "goes for a bite before remembering the flattened xivak" *sigh*
"goes over to xivak, pushing the blarney stone off him and carrying his flattened body out of the wash room"
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"comes back and grabs a piece of the cracker before leaving again" |
*ambulance sirens blare as the mini-ambulance rolls near Xivak*
Don't worry, Xivk, I called medical help for your twin!
*out of the tiny, tiny door of the ambulance steps Horace the walrus (for those who don't remember, Horace is nine feet long, two ton heavy and non-anthropomorphic - basically a regular walrus) dressed as a nurse, reading the book "Cpr made easy"*
Then again, maybe you better worry... 
(couldn't resist it  ) |
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Chaosengine
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:28 am Post subject: |
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*Chaos walks in*
Guess what? I've violated both international laws AND the laws of physics and cloned myself!!
*reveals a 2 foot creature that resembles a reptilian rat-shrew thing*
Clone: I like-ah the boobies!! *jumps on Martin*
*starts feeling him up*
No, No, NO! THIS is what your target is!!
*holds up a centerfold of Mystic with bullseyes on her breasts*
Clone: Hmmm... *leaps onto a tree* *starts humping it*
DO'H!!
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:57 am Post subject: |
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"Well, it seems you have all made a spectacular mess of things. Now if you don't mind, I shall further enjoy the limitless supply of cookies." *Grabs another plate and continues piling up on cookies, walks over to the book and scoops it up with one hand*
"Sanctuary"
*A medium-sized room like area pops up around Samuel and continues to spring up towards the ceiling. The newly created room floats for a second as a cage-like structure springs out around it and anchors itself to the wall. Finally, some red curtains appear between the metallic bars of the cage* |
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TheBashfulFeline
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Realizing the cloud is near him, and knowing that he has the annoyace of Sun Sneezing He one looks up at the sky, and feeling the dust build, he sneezes loudly. Jasper now rolling backward in a cloud.
"POP"
Jasper had now become full aged again, only now he was naked, so he quickly covered himself, and then realized everyone was staring at him...
"Oh... Hello all, Can you tell me who stole my clothes..?"
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:21 am Post subject: |
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*Lidia skip her way to Martin hugs him from behind.*
-^w^-
*Place a pink bow on top of Martin's hair; then skip her way Nurse Horace and place a pink bow on his head while he is reading "CPR MADE EASY."
When you trying save that green bug life, make sure you don't eat him. :3 |
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Marx-Paragon
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:20 am Post subject: |
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*laying back in a beach chiar working on his tan, watching this thread run its natural course*
this thread needs more random explosions and pie throwing madness, in my opinion.
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goddess-ofthe-night
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:51 am Post subject: |
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*wakes up and rubs eyes* ...... nya .... ok,
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Martin
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Marx-Paragon wrote: | *laying back in a beach chiar working on his tan, watching this thread run its natural course*
this thread needs more random explosions and pie throwing madness, in my opinion. |
*spluts a cherry pie in Marx's face, then lights a few fireworks*
Happy now?
*removes the pink bow, puts a huge sunflower in it and gives it back to Lidia*
Thanks, but pink isn't 'zactly my color... got anything in blue? |
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xivk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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xivk: Thanks nurse horace but all I need at the moment is a pump to get some air into him.
Got anything of use?
and dangit lidia were not bugs! >_<
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Cassandre
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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*looks up at goddess*
Hulloo?
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Martin
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | xivk: Thanks nurse horace but all I need at the moment is a pump to get some air into him.
Got anything of use?
and dangit lidia were not bugs! >_< |
*Horace looks at Xivk, then nods, tosses away "CPR made easy", pulls out "Balloon animals for fun and profit" and starts inhaling.*
Er, Horace... I wouldn't do that if I were you. Your lung capacity is liable to pop the tiny one.
*pulls out a motorized air pump with a dial on a side: the readings on the dial go from "almost imperceptible flow" to "Hurricane force"*
There you go, Xivk. Oh, and be careful NOT to touch the dial, unless you fancy a balloon for a twin. |
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xivk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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xivk: What was that martin? "said as he had already hit the dial with xivak suddenly to his normal self but now round like a balloon"
Oh dam, sorry mate. ^_^;
xivak: "opening his mouth trying to talk the extra air suddenly bursts out with him flying around the room then smacking into the wall"
..ow... bit of help please?
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Aaron_Thom
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | henkcobra wrote: | Henk was discussing the choice of clothes of Lidia for Johny.
"Lidia, why not the pirate costume I think that that that oooh Johny just me? Well lets clean you again. Do so wild as you want!"
Said Henk while he saw the naked and painted Johnny on the toilet. |
| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | | *walks to the towel holder where she hold up her dress and took off her towels and begin putting the dress back on her, not caring if Henk or Johnny is watching her dressing up.* |
| xivk wrote: | " the still green rabbit climbs up to lidias shoulder"
Well ello me lassie, mind helping a wee leprechaun find his pot'o gold? |
| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | Ewwww. A talking, green, mosquito.
*raise her right paw up and do what any other living being do when see a mosquito on his/her body.*
*SPLAT!*
*Then flick the green mosquito off her shoulder and walks out of the bathroom leaving Johnny and Henk.* |
| Chaosengine wrote: | A leprachaun? That be stereo-typin'!!
I'll show yoo!
*hurls the Blarney Stone at the rabbit* |
...I'm not even going to bother asking what the hell's going on... *dresses himself quietly with a sigh* |
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL......
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Xivk wrote: | | dangit lidia were not bugs! >_< |
I know you're not a bug, silly. :3
You're a Hare bug. ^w^
| Martin wrote: | *removes the pink bow, puts a huge sunflower in it and gives it back to Lidia*
Thanks, but pink isn't 'zactly my color... got anything in blue? |
....
*Lidia grabs her blue hair and pulls it off like a wig. Hand her blue hair to Mr. Martin, leaving Lidia a bald-headed ferret.*
Is the only blue I have. (:3 |
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xivk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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xivk: hare bug, eh? Well ill have you know this hare bug will have it reve-
"see's lidia suddenly pull her hair off and put it on martin"
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xivk:xivak: what da hell? o_o
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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*sees Xivk's expression.*
*shrugs her shoulder like is nothing.*
What?...It'll grow back. (:3
(Xivk. You do know is your turn to post the rp, "Project: Aten.") |
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xivk
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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xivk: b-but.. you just took...
...hm
"tries to take own hair off and winds up taking whole head"
well that cant be good.
xivak: dude!
((oh dam, ill get right on that))
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Martin
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | xivk: b-but.. you just took...
...hm
"tries to take own hair off and winds up taking whole head"
well that cant be good.
xivak: dude!
((oh dam, ill get right on that)) |
Hmmm... nah, blue hair goes better with you, Lidia.
*puts a few drops of "Unbelievable" brand hair tonic (tm) on Lidia's head, and suddenly the hair spring back. Literally.*
MUCH better
*notices Xivk's nasty predicament*
No, no, this just won't do.
*rummages in his shirt's pocket and pulls out a bottle of "Absurd" brand Hare Tonic (tm), and puts a few drops on Xivk. Suddenly the head snaps back in place, Xivk's belly puffs up a little bit and he gives a contented belch... and suddenly lifts off the ground an inch or two, glowing a little.*
What the...
*reads the label*
"Absurd(tm): when you need full, healthy, soft hare. Stops falling hare and adds volume and brightness."
What do you know, truth in advertising!
(again, sorry, couldn't resist ) |
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TheBashfulFeline
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| Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:19 pm Post subject: |
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Jasper blushes so red it seems almost his fur changed its color to tomato red.
"I just... am used to being clothed... Everyone i knew frowned upon walking around the room, in the nude."
He then looks over at Martin and begins to write a long line starting from his back and then draws it to the wall behind him. He then pulls up the line, ITS A STRING NOW.
He double ties it and hold Martin so he cant cause mischeiof for poor xivk. "Naughty, mister platypus!"
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goddess-ofthe-night
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| Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:30 am Post subject: |
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I must be still sleeping, *looks how the envirment has chainged around her*
don't make me go hypno on all of you!!!
(joke)
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:40 am Post subject: |
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Thanks Mr. Martin. :3 *In slow motion, she turn around swinging her blue hair in the air like those shampoo commercial. Then walk in normal speed to Goddess and picks her up to Lidia's eye level.*
Awwww, Does little cubby goddess wants some attention. ^w^
*kiss Goddess nose.* |
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xivk
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| Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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xivk: cool, I got glowy floating effects. ^_^
"glides across the floor and up the wall to grab xivak and bring him back on the floor"
xivak: weak, I want glowy floating effects too. T_T
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Martin
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| Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:54 pm Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | xivk: cool, I got glowy floating effects. ^_^
"glides across the floor and up the wall to grab xivak and bring him back on the floor"
xivak: weak, I want glowy floating effects too. T_T |
Sorry, Xivak... can't help you there. As you can see, I'm a little tied up at the moment... |
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