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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:16 am Post subject: |
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Josh: Fuck that. Then again, I might just shoot myself now and go get a bag of potato chips from my house... though that might tick Bernie off, and I don't want him ticked off while he's around my unconscious body in the present... Or Future... Or whatever. _________________
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:21 am Post subject: |
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Josh: Right right, lemme see this Phone here.
Josh takes the phone and his head set, tinkering through the options and messing around. _________________
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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*Static*
QI: Just What The Hell Is Going On Josh?
Josh: I dunno, my balls are a little itchy. Fuckin' seats in 1895 will splinter ya too.
QI: Sighs _________________
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Josh: Yeah, I dunno How though.
QI: Who's that you're talking to?
Josh: * Sarcastically* My wife. _________________
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QI: I have no leads, The last I heard you had a drawn up Anchor right?
Josh: Yup, and Max's Dad is in town again.
QI: Then you should look for him. When Wolf comes back I would like a status update please.
Josh: Whatever Scotty. _________________
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Josh Passes the Radio.
Yes, He Did. _________________
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QI: I need an Update Wolf, I lost contact. _________________
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QI: There is something... You should all Know. Zeal is complete, as you all think.
But reviewing the notes and case studies... I fear the worst, that he is NOT in fact complete. Nic mentioned that on his encounter years ago with Mewt, he had a Righteous attitude, and his other older victims tell the same story. I believe that he may very well be the oldest Alp known to date, this would explain his vast knowledge and how he has developed his powers beyond any other Alp... So as well as Mewt and Apatija... there may have been another, he would have done the same thing as he did to the other 2, to impassively expand his intellect... However, if he extracted his Righteousness first, he could have waited for it to die. now he has joined himself back with Mewt & Apatija, Whatever he is after... It must require the Lack of any Good inside him whatsoever.
I think he is after "The Evil Eye", It is a Roman Myth, though it has connections around the world. It would explain his exploring. He may be shipping minerals to areas to unlock it's whereabouts inside Rome. Any information of objects relating Wolf? _________________
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QI: Hmm... I think the answer would be "Dung". Let me just check that... *Typing* Yes. If he was being Cryptic he is still toying with us. Dung would suggest the Sulphur from the Anchor would be related to fertilizer. _________________
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"Riddles just need abnormal thinking. What noise does a bell make? Dung! What's brown? Dung! an adianoeta you see. Any way, I would say you should look for somewhere close that produces Fertilizer yes." _________________
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QI: Let me have a look at your time period...*Typing*... Ok, Your best bet is looking through the open and large Farmland. I have no leads, you will have a long search. I suggest you all go to your homes for the rest of the night. Zeal Can wait, and I need to do some Digging. You can return this call if you run into him or meet up with Julius. _________________
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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Josh: Hey QI!
QI: Yes Josh?
Josh:...
QI: Uh... Did you wan-*Interrupted*
Josh: You Suck Donkey Balls!
QI: What th-*Josh Hangs up*
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Josh: Yeah, I always like to make a dramatic exit!
Suddenly Josh explodes, rips apart sort of and splatters over everyone still in the room.
Zeal's Voices speak up again. "At least he can't come back now." _________________
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:46 am Post subject: |
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(Not a dream)
"No, I just realized that I can destroy that which I created... Speaking of which: No more outside help, Josh and his toys were introduced to this time by me, So I just feel obligated to, well, restore balance. Plus killing him was pretty satisfying"
Now Josh's Phone and other gadgets that do not belong to the time turn to dust
Zeal Laughs in a self satisfactory way and sighs slightly, before holding back a further snigger.
"Well, he did say he wanted to make a dramatic Crescendo in the end!" _________________
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(Yeah, I'm basically getting rid of all my baggage characters, that's it for Josh, Julius and QI from this post. Next will be Zeal then Nic and Fran. I'm sick of multiple characters.)
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Josh: (Wakes up again in his house next to Bernie and Amy) Oh for the shit if the Saviour, I died again?
Bernie: Er, I guess so.
Josh: Send me back!
Bernie:... Hmm, seems I can't, Zeal destroyed the body back there in that time.
Josh: Fuck it then, I need a drink and a bag of potato chips. Amy, get me some.
Amy: (Sarcasm) Yay! Nice to see you picked up a womanising attitude from 1895
Paul: Sweet, maybe you can get me a beer too while you're at it Amy! Then go stand beside the cooker and wait for further instructions Hah!
Josh: Good one! (High Fives Paul)
Paul gets kicked in the shin by Amy. Paul is now thoroughly chastised.
QI rings Josh's home.
QI: Josh! You know what happened?
Josh: Yeah, Bummer eh? So What I don't even give a shit any more.
QI: But we have to help them!
Josh: Uh, can't you just like, check the history and see what happens?
QI:.............maybe.....*Typing*.....Huah. Seems like they do fair enough anyway. well then now that that's all out of the way I'll let you all be. I have some things to do for Sweden anyway.
Josh: So long you fucking stew!
QI: How Dare you. Bye. (Hangs up)
Josh: Fuck me this has been an ordeal guys.
Bernie: Well, I guess I'll visit you all some time! Toodles! *Leaves*
Paul: Er yeah. So Josh, What now?
Josh: To The Television!
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Nic and Fran have taken their leave to their homes and Max is just finishing off wiping guts off his face.
Max: You know, If we were talking to a guy from the future a minute ago I don't think that Zeal is ever gonna find what he's looking for either way. Or maybe this has all been a giant mind fuck plan by Zeal, like why would he keep Josh around so long and simply explode him now? and why allow Josh his phones and weapons and junk to allow help from QI? Wow, I got brain splattered on my new boots. _________________
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