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| Miss Scorpia wrote: | Covered in cream all over the vixen uses her finger to remove some of it from her nipple. Then she slowly and seductively puts the finger in her mouth.
"Ummmm.... wanna have a taste?" |
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| Shiho blushed and nodded...moving closer as her cream covered muffin ground into the hips of the lovely goddess. "Please..let me taste you...please...I want to share my essence with you." And with that...she began a long slow wet kiss with her beloved mistress. |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:28 pm Post subject: |
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(isn't he still tied to the tree? I thought he was.)
*tilts head at Tad*
Come on. Kiss me. You know you want to.
*smiles brightly and giggles*
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"watching from ticket booth"
Wow this is getting good. o_o
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| xivk wrote: | "watching from ticket booth"
Wow this is getting good. o_o |
*cracks whip* back to work, minion!
oh yeah, scorpia, thanks for the whip 
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gah!
Come ooooon marx, its a oven in here. T_T
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*still reading a newspaper*
*pretending to be cold and uninterested*
Hmmm, cost of pork is up.
*turns page*
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| (who were you talking to Shiho and Scorpia?) |
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(Steady Henk,Scorpia was talking with the ladies.no cream for you! heh)
(Shiho bunnykins,where'd you go?) |
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*sniffles*
My tiger is not posting. I am now sad.
I'ma go see whats up in Paris.
*sits down next to Chaos reading a newspaper*
Oh wow, a bunch of cats got stolen. Horrible.
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has anyone gotten what I just posted? I hope those Disney lovers would..
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| Something from Aristocats?And I wouldn't even try to lick the cream from me Henk unless you want your tongue rip out by the roots and skunk spray added to make it burn worse.My body is for females only,which makes bon bon a lonely place at times for me. *sigh* certainly not ever going to make it into a comic I fear.oh well. |
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There's always hope, my skunky friend... hetero-pairings may be the "norm" of the story, but there's already been a girl-girl scene between Betty and Violet in the first issue, so I'd say the precedent has been set for another lesbian scene somewhere in the future. Just don't give up.
Also, "The Aristocats"? Isn't that the joke about the man who goes to a talent agent's office with his wife and kids......... 
(+10 cool points to anyone who gets that reference)
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Who do you want to tell it, Bob Sagat or Gilbert Godefrey?
My version involves a monkey cannon, piles of excrement, a chainsaw, dead pandas and Buster Keaton. That's just how I tell it...
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And Jessica is correctamundo.
Aristocats.
Duchess, Berlioze, Tolouse, and Marie.
Edgar, the butler did it.
Its one of the few disney movies I've actually watched.
Well, that and the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
*reads newpaper*
Hm. Car crash. Sad.
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| Chaosengine wrote: | Who do you want to tell it, Bob Sagat or Gilbert Godefrey?
My version involves a monkey cannon, piles of excrement, a chainsaw, dead pandas and Buster Keaton. That's just how I tell it... |
I definitely prefer Gilbert Gottfried's version, but the South Park version (with Cartman telling it) is pretty good too.
I tried telling the joke to someone once, and they were simply appalled rather than amused. Guess that means I need to work on my delivery.
(BTW, +10 cool points to you, my rodent friend)
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+10 for me!! Hell yeah!!
*runs off, gibbering*
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| toonaxe wrote: | | Something from Aristocats?And I wouldn't even try to lick the cream from me Henk unless you want your tongue rip out by the roots and skunk spray added to make it burn worse.My body is for females only,which makes bon bon a lonely place at times for me. *sigh* certainly not ever going to make it into a comic I fear.oh well. |
What are you talking about, there's plenty of gals around here. *Playfully bounces her hip against Jessica's.* Just some of us require a man as well as a woman to help the medicine go down.
*Turns to Johnny and Ernest.* Sagat's was the most horrifying version. You can always smile at Gilbert's, because you can imagine its Iago from Aladdin telling the joke. *Chuckles.*
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I really hate that 'joke'. I refuse to tell it to anyone, though I imagine my deadpan delivery would actually work for once.
It's just not funny.
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| The joke is more about the comic that is telling it rather than the joke it's self. |
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| henkcobra wrote: | | JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Actually, my favorite is when Martin Mull tells a completely different version of the Aristocrats joke (involving missionaries and cannibalistic bushmen), and his version is one that's actually supposed to have a punchline. |
Can you tell us that joke? |
I'll post the Martin Mull version, because it's cleaner and definitely has a better punchline than the others:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itl44eSdebg
If you're really curious how the "Aristocrats" joke really goes, just search for it on YouTube, there's a ton of them...
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