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Hoshiginiro
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:57 am    Post subject: JOKE: Lie detecting robot Reply with quote
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son:At school *robot slaps son*

Son: Ok, I went to the movies.

Dad: Which one?

Son: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*

Son:Ok, it was Day with a Porn Star.

Dad: WHA! When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! *robot slaps dad*

Mom: HAHAHA! After all he's your son *robot slaps mom*
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
XD They say that the truth can hurt... but in this case, I'd say it's the lies!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
pretty clever there,
No slap function for me!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
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