Joke: Seniors

[Hoshiginiro]

A little 80-year-old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers

club.

One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded

biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.

She proclaims, "I want to join your club."



The guy was quite amused but explains that she needs to meet certain

biker requirements in order to join the club. The biker asks, "Do you

have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and

points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.



The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish... beer mostly,

whiskey when I'm shooting pool...I'll drink everyone in your club under

the table."



The biker is surprised but then asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least two

packs of cigarettes and three joints a day, and cigars when I'm

drinking whiskey and shooting pool."



The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question - have you ever

been picked up by the fuzz...?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been

swung around by my nipples a few times."
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