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kommy
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| sexymanz wrote: | | am i that obvious? |
Well, since you ask... Let me present my professional diagnosis.
-Constant need for attention
-Desperate for any hint of female company
-Even on the internet where femaleness is disturbingly ephemeral
-Proclaiming your single status for all to hear.
-Multiple times, too.
-Eager for anyone to display interest in your sexual preferences and fantasies
-You even call yourself 'sexymanz' That'd be like me calling myself Sluttyvix or Ridemenow 
In summation, you display a number of behaviors of a fairly desperate male who is quite interested in anyone and anything which might count as a sexual partner.
My advice? Just calm down, Mr. Manz. I don't know many girls who appreciate a guy that seems one step away from humping their leg.  Confidence, patience, and empathy are virtues worth cultivating.
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sexymanz
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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first off sexymanz was something i thought that it WOULDNT be my name for this site for everyone to see... second, im a sweet man if i do calm down... 3rd, wow, that really shutted me up for about 5 minutes thinking...
well that sums it up pretty nicely... but when Johonny asked this the only responce he got was a yes..
i got a list lol...
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JohnnyPsycho
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 Don't worry about it, sexymanz, we're just having a bit of fun, nothing personal... As for you name, at least you're not stuck with something that sounds like the name for a bad morning radio host...
| hypothetical JohnnyPsycho radio show wrote: | Hey hey! It's 8 a.m., and you know what that means... It's JohnnyPsycho's Zany Train!
*cue elephant trumpet, train whistle, and cuckoo sound effects*
Have we got a show for you this morning, folks! Live in the studio today, we have Ashton Gray and Xebulon Burke, promoting their new buddy cop action flick, Breakfast at the Morgue!
*cue applause effect*
And a little later in the show, some new phone antics from our Merry Pranksters on the staff, sure to get you howling with laughter!
*cue coyote howl*
All that plus weather and traffic updates from the ever lovely Kommy!
*cue wolf-whistles and "boing" sound effect*
Keep those hands off that dial. This is WTF radio!...
*cue Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" music* |
...a guy can dream, can't he?...
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sexymanz
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:39 am Post subject: |
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well... theres todays entertainment...
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Feingo Ferinton
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OH GOD NO!!! Why Johnny, why did you have to go and remind me of my old summer job back when I was seventeen?? Why? Crap, now evrything I tried to forget is comming back to me...
*begins to have a flashback*
"Heeyyy!!! Welcome everyone, you're tuned in to 105 T.O.S, the mountain of pure rock! We're right in the middle of our noon power-hour! This is your D.J, Wolf, HOOOOOWWWWWWLIN' at ya! *cue wolf cry* The lines are open now until 1, so call in and tell me what you feel like bangin' your head to, and I be sure to blast it through your speakers!!! We've got another ear bleedin' favorite commin' at ya from Slayer right now, so hang on, you're about to be blown away!! *Pre recorded announcer 'W-W-W-One O Five, T.O.S! (voice gets lower) The mountain of pure rock' (cue Slayer)"
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Kommy, that was by far the best way of explaining it all.  scientific explanations.
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sexymanz
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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she put me in my place a little too well than i liked but its a little too true... its scary.
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Ashton Gray
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*slaps Feingo across the face* Snap out of it!
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sexymanz
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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i just noticed... Johnny said WTF radio... WHOOO im slow today...
wait, thats everyday ^^
*btw Kommy is a pro*
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kommy
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A professional what, I wonder..?
Rest easy, Mr. Manz. I do know of a cure to your condition, though I'm going to have to refer you to a specialist, it not being a procedure I conduct professionally.
As for my other current duties... *clears her throat and lapses into her southern drawl*
Right now, all the roads are clear and it's a beeyootiful day tuh-day, with highs in the uppah eighties with only a quarter chance of rain late this afternoon. Tuhmarrow's forecast calls for a fifty purcent chance of thunderstorms, but the system should blow through in time for the weekend. Which is good, since Ah'm plannin' on sunnin' myself in the park Saturday while Johnny keeps pushin' those sound effect buttons and makin' "choo-choo" noises.
Mebbe I'll wear nothin' but his hat if I can get it...
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| kommy wrote: | Mebbe I'll wear nothin' but his hat if I can get it...
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*cue slide-whistle rising tone, then a spring "boing" effect*
Hachi-machi, that just got my barometer rising, I don't know about you folks! I might need to take a couple minutes with that image in my mind... in the meantime, here's some "thinkin' music". You're on WTF Radio...
*cue Billy Squier's "The Stroke"*
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sexymanz
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| Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | kommy wrote: | Mebbe I'll wear nothin' but his hat if I can get it...
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*cue slide-whistle rising tone, then a spring "boing" effect*
Hachi-machi, that just got my barometer rising, I don't know about you folks! I might need to take a couple minutes with that image in my mind... in the meantime, here's some "thinkin' music". You're on WTF Radio...
*cue Billy Squier's "The Stroke"*
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i was thinking about posting something like this when she said "Nothing else on" if i can get that hat... i'll do REALLY odd jobs and get that hat 2 you on a great day ^.^
(well its not my fault that i have visual dreams... dosent mean a guy cant dream right? Live and learn, but i perfer to Live and suffer... it dosent use much brain power to suffer from "Dumb" stunts i do...)
(wow i changed the topic 3 times in there really fast... im good at changing the subject lol ^.^)
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Kommy, you crack me up. LOL.
| kommy wrote: | | Rest easy, Mr. Manz. I do know of a cure to your condition, though I'm going to have to refer you to a specialist, it not being a procedure I conduct professionally. |
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... well im actually enjoying my embarresment...
if Ronald and the rest of you are laughing... then i am too... even if im laughing at a comment that was made to tell me that im a freaking lunatic... oh well i win some and lose a lot ^.^
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There's just one question: where will she be wearing the hat? On her head? Not very easy to lie down and sunbathe like that.
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sexymanz
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| Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Well... maybe... uh... my god im gonna go get a kick ass hat and let her wear it....
(Holy S**T that pic was hwat... )
**sings**
Im always feelin like... somebodys wATCHING MEEEEEE.... Cant i get no privacy? WOOOOOAH...
Damn after looking at that picture for over 20 minutes... its making me more than ever to get a avatar of my own...
BECAUSE I WANNA BE IN A PICTURE LIKE THAT!!!!
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| Shadow9808 wrote: | | Ho true a point! After all, there are so many places she could use the hat to give herself exact point tan lines! |
Tan lines.
With a furry body.
You know, hair all over the skin.
Riiiiiiiight...  |
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Well whenever i go out into the sun ((yes sometimes i do)) My hair color changes from to a bloody red to Strawberry blond... So it may give her an appearance of tanned fur... if that makes sense...
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 Hot sex right there on the kitchen table
Seriously, that's a really hot page. And once again I'm impressed by the fabolous quality of Vanessa's work. Normally I would have said that I'm not much of a fan of close-ups, but Vanessa just draws so much detail and so amazingly well, that I don't have the same reservations when looking at her artwork.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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Yes... that is my Background for now...
I can't stop looking at it... its wrong, and right at the same time... anyone got a understandable word for that feeling?
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| Symphony wrote: | Hot sex right there on the kitchen table
Seriously, that's a really hot page. And once again I'm impressed by the fabolous quality of Vanessa's work. Normally I would have said that I'm not much of a fan of close-ups, but Vanessa just draws so much detail and so amazingly well, that I don't have the same reservations when looking at her artwork. |
All I can say about the new page: F---ing Awesome!
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Gah! I didn't even realize the new one was up until I spotted activity on this thread! Talk about lucky timing! And speaking of luck, Actarus (Nightwolf) is one lucky S.O.B. |
You said it!
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| Hooray for innuendo's! Bet Actarus there is hoping Daphne discovers a new weakness for his special blend of "Cream filling". |
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