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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:20 pm    Post subject: Funny chats in Bon Bon Reply with quote

Things you might say, ask or tell another Bon Bon "char"

Is so i'll do it with Mr. Green, I would say.

"Daydreaming about sex is okay, just don't do it in the middle of a road."

"Lust is like reentry, but with less friction."

"Women are impatient when they are horny."

"Hookers think that everyone's first name is John."

Two things not to say when picking up a girl:
"You're not used to being on your feet." and "You look a lot better in the dark."

"If you're trying to break up with a girl, don't sleep with her."
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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I just can't believe you left me here alone,
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PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-reads thread-
-leaves thread-
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