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Rune174
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:01 am    Post subject: There was.......... Reply with quote

(These are jokes and rhymes my dad used to tell me)

a man in Peru,
he fell asleep in his canoe.
He dreamed about Venus,
and out popped his penis,
and he woke with a handful of goo.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

a man in Belaire,
he was doing a chick on the stairs.
The railing broke,
he doubled the stroke,
and finished her off in the air.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh heh Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are the funniest things I've heard all day.
And you said your dad told you these Shocked .
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, and he told this to me on a Christian retreat in the camping grounds. It was so funny,
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Tee-hee. Laughing That's pretty funny. Got anymore of those kind of jokes?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple, let me consult my thoughts.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a man from Vantucket,
who had balls the size of buckets.
When you rub them together,
they cause stormy weather,
and lightning shot out of his ass.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(This one is one for the girls, but this was just as my dad told me)

a girl named Dot,
who lived in a great green pile of snot.
She was eating green cheese,
and she let out a sneeze
as lightning shot out of her twat.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hhahahahaha ...... thats not right
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just typing it as I told it. It might be funny to some, but I do think the last one was a bit more gross.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is true some people might even find it offensive but you got to have some laughter in life even if it is this kind of fun! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol my Rank says I'm a TOTAL NOOB!HAHAHAHAHA!
After all I am new into this!
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