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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:25 am    Post subject: JOKE: Olympian condoms Reply with quote

A man came home from the shop and said to his wife:

"Dear, I've just bought something special. A package of olympian condoms!"

"Olympian condoms, what's so special about that", his wife wondered.

"Well, you see", the man said, "they come in three different colors. Gold, Silver, and Bronze."

"And which one do you want to use tonight?" his wife asked him.

"Well, Gold, of course!" the man said with a proud voice.

"I rather think you should use Silver", his wife then said. "It would be fun if you came as number two for once."
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think it whouldve been funnier if the wording had been changed. But still a good joke.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tee-hee Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its still pretty clever.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another joke that has already been told here once but is still funny. I think it was our lost cowboy coyote Johnny who told it.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever did happen to Johnny? I think somebody said they were leaving for awhile, but I don't think it was him.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He just up and disappeared, as far as I can tell.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn, and he was such a riot too lol.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ashton Gray wrote:
Another joke that has already been told here once but is still funny. I think it was our lost cowboy coyote Johnny who told it.

Dang...I guess I need to use the search function more properly in the future then ^^;

Before I entered the joke I tried searching for both "olympian" and "condoms"...didn't find anything...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's understandable. It must have been at least a year ago, if not more, he told it and I don't think he put it in any official joke thread or titled it. It probably just cropped up at random. Besides, it's not like the joke is'nt funny. And for those among us who were'nt around when it was first told or just don't remember, it's like it's been posted for the first time. So don't let the fact that some of your jokes have been told before here stop you from telling them now.
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