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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eh lets keep the political jokes out. We definitely don't need this to be a bashing thread.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agree.

We should also think of something funny related somewhere in the year 1895, since Goddess wants to perform her comedy act in the Delight Castle theater.

Is that right, Ms. Goddess? ^^!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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http://blog.hunterboone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dishes-do-them-now-demotivational-poster.jpg


That one i really don't appreciate... >_>

yes, i'm here for good ol' fashion jokes for the 1895
i don't mind having some sexual content jokes but deffinitly, there was no president bush during that time.

Man i had to look for this topic, i was like: where hell did this one go...

ok, probably will call Lidia upfront to have fun with! Very Happy

Oh Aaron dear you made some fine joke Xd
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry But I laughed when I found it because I'm just stupid like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry But I laughed when I found it because I'm just stupid like that.


i don't think it's funny when a woman (child or man) is sitting in corner in fear for a beating :/

sorry, that's my two cents.

if any man would try that to me, oh hell no...
he'd be crawling all the way to the edge of no reason >_>
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And im staying on me side of the computer then. lol
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

l o l

yeah i got sharp teeth

ok back to 'on topic'
i'm serious now,
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just a question, why couldn't our sweet little hypno-cub just hypnotize the audience into laughing?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shadow_Twisted wrote:
Just a question, why couldn't our sweet little hypno-cub just hypnotize the audience into laughing?


now that wouldn't be fair :p
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just hypnotize SOME of them, and the rest of us will laugh Wink It's all in good fun, of course.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hypnotize a comedian to do the work for you. >_>
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

heres a joke you can use it just came to me right now

Kyle and Xebulon(i dont know your fursonas name) were talking at a bar about hows its a bitch to clean up spilt scotch from our furnitures fabrics so we go over to the general store and ask the clerk "what do you got that will protect our furnitures fabric fro being ruinefrom spilling scotch on it" the clerk looks at us with a straight face and sys "well sirs we got ScotchGaurd' kyle begins to laugh and xebulon goes "Damn thats exactly what we need" begins to laugh harder(this point this joke my get a bit distastfull but i have to do it) kyle thin adds"you wouldent happen to have lovegaurd would ya"
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*waits for more jokes*

does anyone have jokes like:

violet: (talks against gotn) i had a terrible pleasent, bussy night, all the night sex-
Gotn: *interups* i don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear anymore of your peverted dirty nights with the guys!
Violet: oh ok...

Pause

Violet: I had a terrible time to fall asleep
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
*waits for more jokes*

does anyone have jokes like:

violet: (talks against gotn) i had a terrible bussy night, all the night sex-
Gotn: *interups* i don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear anymore of your peverted dirty nights with the guys!
Violet: oh ok...

Pause

Violet: I had a terrible time to fall asleep
ok, that made me giggle
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Made me Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, i can go pretty deep into it :p
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats what HE said
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maxwell The Tiger wrote:
Thats what HE said


When you were in bed with him?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damnit...

Been slagging my friends Ma all day over the phone, I guess I'm out of the Zone now
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
Maxwell The Tiger wrote:
Thats what HE said


When you were in bed with him?
ouch!
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont get it... what you mean max?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

About which part do you not get?
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you actually get in bed with a man? ^_^ ((joking of course *whistle*))
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maxwell The Tiger wrote:
About which part do you not get?

I didn't get the Ma part
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You hurt my feelings, Gotn Crying or Very sad

I was trying to Slag, Xivk. and it backfired
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
Maxwell The Tiger wrote:
About which part do you not get?

I didn't get the Ma part
Ma is slang for Mum, or Mom depending on where you come from.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trying to slag? @_@
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh and "Ma" is just short for "Mother", We say alot of things like if I said "God, I'm all sore from last Night" my friend would say "Thats what your Ma said to me"
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maxwell The Tiger wrote:
You hurt my feelings, Gotn Crying or Very sad

I was trying to Slag, Xivk. and it backfired


@~@ I'm just kiddin' here, in rp's I'm never serious...
*points at xivk* that's what he said
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LIES!
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