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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:59 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Name our child Reply with quote

An virginal young lady (Let's call her Madonna) goes to visit her girl friend in the clinic, who has just given birth to her first child. During the course of their conversation, Madonna mentions the fact that while she too would like to have a baby, she didn't exactly know how to proceed. The young mother is very helpful, and fills out an itemized list on the how-tos of becoming pregnant:

1. Get all dressed up in the slinkiest dress you can find

2. Go to (substitute your favorite nightclub)

3. etc...

Madonna follows her friend's instructions, and sure enough, finds herself guided into the men's room at the nightclub. Her only problem is that the young man is a safe sex advocate and uses a rubber to consummate the act, and she being inexperienced is unaware of this obstacle. Once consummated he takes off the rubber and flushes it down the toilet.

Madonna: Gee honey, what do yo want to call our child?

Young man: (looks at the toilet, and then adresses Madonna) Well, if he gets out of this one, we'd better call him McGuyver...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha
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