Bon Bon Stand Up

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Moved over here http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=101689#101689 sorry about that folks

Any jokes you got if your Fursona was a comedian or got jokes and did some.
Type of jokes almost any really Naughty, Mean, Genders, to made of short stories, etc.

So if only one side of the genders are mad at me... you shouldn't, because both genders should,
because i'm gonna make fun of all of you equally, so all of you should be mad at me equally. thats one of my jokes right there.... hee hee

Now then lets start this party.

"You know what it takes to make a lady put out?
eight expensive dinners a week and a diamond ring.
or if you suggest having a baby she'll out put right there... or leave youre ass... either way it's a 50-50 chance win...

If you wonder why I said eight dinners in a week because
one of those days... it seems like she ate two meals.

How can you tell a man is a perv?
he fake's tripping over and then his face are on your breast...
Then he says "Ooops" and then giggles hopefully you wouldn't hear.

if you and your partner likes to criticise... tell me... after sex, witch one of you wins that one?
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My Fursona http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=100410#100410

How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[DesertWolf]

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