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PostPosted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know an even crueler version, Mystik.

If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one hears, do the trees laugh?
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xivk wrote:
Marx-Paragon wrote:
riddle me this batman... if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?


The answer is it makes 5000 potatoes in the area hear it.


The potatoes might SEE it, but I think you need corn to HEAR it. Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omigod, Tursi, that was so funny, I forgot to laugh!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must be the only one here who has any empathy for mimes
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marx-Paragon wrote:
riddle me this batman... if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Just because nobody is around doesn't mean that the laws of physics miraculously do not apply; the sound will still be made, regardless of whether or not there is someone to hear said sound.

/geeky reply to age-old "sage" question

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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omigod, Tursi, that was so funny, I forgot to laugh!!!!!!!


Perhaps a few tickles will help you to remember! Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I will bite you. I swear, you get your hand even close to me on threat of tickling, I will bite your hand off.
*backs away slowly*
I mean it! Dont' you dare tickle me!!!

(oo, that reminds me of something to add to mah fursona)
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The goddess had shut her eyes for the many people and then she grew ticked off: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, as for you *points at Tsavo* Phonenumber is 555-2368 but I noticed Wallstreet already replyng that.

MissSECRETagent, all your candy is gone because it belongs to me!!! MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

as for you! *points at Xebulon* There is no such thing as perfection, but only improvmant!

Cassandre, it's possible not to pass out :3 just you hang in there baby!

As for Labrn, the girl will appear very soon on the edge of your bed, just you make sure you'll be there this time...

Looks at Marx Paragon* wow Very Happy I've been called batman? Very Happy!! yay! eh, yes it makes sound! Very Happy you just don't hear it XD
and yes Cassandre the trees will laugh, of pain...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Goddess huffed and puffed as she placed her small cup of tea (cup the size of a barbie one) down.

hmmmmm HenkCobra, I mean, all of your wishes and dreams can come true :3 you just have to believe in it >XD

Of course BONBON will win! WE RULE! We'll finish up those roman's!!!!
Cause BONBON RULES ACKAAAAAAAA

xivk, yes, you have to sleep with me, good luck trying that ;3 *points at her husband and labrn*

Chaosengine, the answer to that question is because I gave you to much hugs, means your mine, all the men are mine >XD muhahahhaa
(just kiddin') they don't avoid you, they are waiting for your fragile lil moment to attack you and smother you into pieces of love~

Lidia_Apricot, ... *gives the box* sorry i kind of took it from you XD ^^;;; have a nice meal Very Happy

Rune174 the secret of ending all war lies within every people on this planet, if we all learn to cooperate like it should and raise our children right the war will go a lot less, love is the answer to anything


MLock, of course you will as long you stay away from me you will ^-^ I only bring you suffering and pain >XD *cracks knuckles*
just kiddin' *looks at him from top to bottem* .......... Dude you're a tough one! but of course you'll find 'him' >XD *points at Loucille Brown*

*grins evily*
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cassandre wrote:
I will bite you. I swear, you get your hand even close to me on threat of tickling, I will bite your hand off.
*backs away slowly*
I mean it! Dont' you dare tickle me!!!


(Fingers up, stalking pose, and low, evil chuckle)

You just said the magic words. The hunt is always worth the risk! heheh!

Hehe.. sorry Goddess, but some calls are too strong to resist! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:

Looks at Marx Paragon* wow Very Happy I've been called batman? Very Happy!! yay! eh, yes it makes sound! Very Happy you just don't hear it XD
and yes Cassandre the trees will laugh, of pain...


excellent, now if i may impose upon you yet another question, oh wise one.

what is the sound of one hand clapping?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear goddess of the night, what do I have to do to get a boy and a girl in my bed at the same time?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marx-Paragon wrote:
goddess-ofthe-night wrote:

Looks at Marx Paragon* wow Very Happy I've been called batman? Very Happy!! yay! eh, yes it makes sound! Very Happy you just don't hear it XD
and yes Cassandre the trees will laugh, of pain...


excellent, now if i may impose upon you yet another question, oh wise one.

what is the sound of one hand clapping?


Not sure bout the sound but its dam hard to do.

henkcobra wrote:
Dear goddess of the night, what do I have to do to get a boy and a girl in my bed at the same time?


Pretend to be the bed
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you Goddess of the Night. Now if you please excuse me, i have a bet to make.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Chaosengine, the answer to that question is because I gave you to much hugs, means your mine, all the men are mine >XD muhahahhaa
(just kiddin') they don't avoid you, they are waiting for your fragile lil moment to attack you and smother you into pieces of love~


I wish that were true... Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tursi wrote:

(Fingers up, stalking pose, and low, evil chuckle)

You just said the magic words. The hunt is always worth the risk! heheh!

Hehe.. sorry Goddess, but some calls are too strong to resist! Twisted Evil


*eyes wide*
Oh God.
*runs to a differant thread*
See if you can catch me!!

(I'm thread hopping like Labrn now...Oh jeez, I hang out here way too much..But I wouldn't give it up for the world.)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Goddess looks at Cassandre, 'Labrn will come when labrn is pleased...'
*takes leesh ready for Labrn*

*uses her tail as tentical and captures Cassandre* Cathed ya :p now what ya gonna do
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I wish that were true... Crying or Very sad


I don't recall avoiding you like the plague. Razz


Henk, the answer is Alcohol. *Chuckles and holds up a bottle of wine.*

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*looks down*
OMG its a floofy tail!!!
*snuggles floofy tail*
*purrs happily*
YAY!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

:p *looks pleased*
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cassandre wrote:
...I'm thread hopping like Labrn now...


Thread hopping? What do you mean?

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
*takes leesh ready for Labrn*
*Eyes Sahtori suspiciously* And what do you plan to do with that little miss? Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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*takes leesh ready for Labrn*
*Eyes Sahtori suspiciously* And what do you plan to do with that little miss? Wink[/quote]

that you stay with me <3<3<3<3 *cuddles him*
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
that you stay with me <3<3<3<3 *cuddles him*


*Sneaks up and wraps the two up with a rather large ribbon, keeping them together*
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mystic wrote:
goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
that you stay with me <3<3<3<3 *cuddles him*


*Sneaks up and wraps the two up with a rather large ribbon, keeping them together*


Aww Mystic your a doll *grabs Labrn and cuddles him purrs happely*
if only my love would be returned *cuddles him*

*can imagin him like the tiny toons and herself like elmyra* ....

eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil XD
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
Aww Mystic your a doll *grabs Labrn and cuddles him purrs happely*
if only my love would be returned *cuddles him*

*can imagin him like the tiny toons and herself like elmyra* ....

eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil XD


*Holds up a sign silently that says "Help!"*
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
Aww Mystic your a doll *grabs Labrn and cuddles him purrs happely*
if only my love would be returned *cuddles him*

*can imagin him like the tiny toons and herself like elmyra* ....

eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil XD


*Holds up a sign silently that says "Help!"*


oh you know you like it, and besides if i'm in my pet form i can barely hump ya arm
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oh you know you like it, and besides if i'm in my pet form i can barely hump ya arm


Well what fun is that then? Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
oh you know you like it, and besides if i'm in my pet form i can barely hump ya arm


Well what fun is that then? Razz


whatever fun ou try to make out of it, you know which button to push
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goddess-ofthe-night wrote:
whatever fun ou try to make out of it, you know which button to push


blink Wait..so now you're a computer?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Labrn!!! you don't know where to "push" the ladies "button"???

HINT HINT HIIIIIIIIIIINT HINT!
HINTEDIE HINT HINT!

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