FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   RegisterRegister   ProfileProfile   Log inLog in 
Humor

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Cassandre
Rank: Super Veteran


Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 1214

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:23 am    Post subject: Humor Reply with quote

This isn't a joke, but its a funny story.

I was eating a sandwich at a resteraunt, and my sister was sitting next to me. The resteraunt is a really good place, its Greek, and I can never remember the name. Anyway, I offer her a bite of my sandwich, and she looked at it. The only thing she asks, is "What the slimy white stuff?"

It was hard to not laugh.

Then, after she took a bite out of it, she got some of the sauce (the white stuff) and she ate it, and said, "Wow, this slimy white stuff is really good!!! I couldn't help it, I laughed. It was funny.
_________________
[insert witty comment]
Back to top
View user's profile
Jerin Nekros
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 10 Jun 2009
Posts: 803

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

as my oldman used to say don't knock it till you try it.
_________________
My Fursona(updates occasionally) http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7537
"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold. It is very cold in space." - Khan (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Back to top
View user's profile
Marx-Paragon
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 24 Apr 2009
Posts: 998

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im asuming that the "slimy white stuff" was mayoniasse, correct?
and yes, i did get the joke Wink
_________________



marx's four step guide to being popular in the fandom

1 draw boobs
2 make comics
3 cuase drama
4 repeat
Back to top
View user's profile
Cassandre
Rank: Super Veteran


Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 1214

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, its not mayonaisse, or why I was laughing. It's this Greek sauce, kind of like hummus, except white instead of green.
_________________
[insert witty comment]
Back to top
View user's profile
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon


Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311

PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tzatziki
_________________
Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)

Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character)
Back to top
View user's profile
Cassandre
Rank: Super Veteran


Joined: 31 May 2009
Posts: 1214

PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, tzatziki. It's really good.
_________________
[insert witty comment]
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories All times are GMT - 8 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group