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Jerin Nekros
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:15 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Wedding Dresses Reply with quote

Q: Why do new brides have white wedding dresses?

A: So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I must be slow tonight. I dont get it.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's making a sexist joke about wives doing house chores namely dishes and that the color of most house appliances are white.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and actually not one of mine. I've got a buddy in his mid forties who's loaded with these. I just thought this was one of the funnier ones XD
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...i actually know a ton of these types of jokes, but... im gonna keep my mouth shut, so as not to piss of any female members that may be reading this.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.....Oh i get it. Thanks
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