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Jerin Nekros Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:41 am Post subject: |
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Martin wrote: | xivk wrote: | "climbs out of the top of the vines"
geh... phew... hah! I have returned! and a present for you martin...
"pulls out salvaged super-utility knife behind him, switches it to bazooka again, and fires the silly-gro instant fertilizer back at martin soon covering him in vines and watermelons"
Revenge is mine. ^_^ |
...and that inconveniences me HOW?
*pulls out a knife, cuts a slice of fresh watermelon, eats and relaxes* |
Ah platypi. they're such a humongous joke that you just can't bring them down. _________________ My Fursona(updates occasionally) http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7537
"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold. It is very cold in space." - Khan (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:41 am Post subject: |
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Shadow_Twisted wrote: | Hmmm, not the kind of melons I'm used to seeing around here... |
*Laughs like Phil Ken Sebben* Ha ha hah! Multiple entendre. _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:29 am Post subject: |
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Curses that didnt go as plan. >_<
"goes back down into the vines and reappeared on a watermelon blimp"
Now I strike from the skies. ^_^ _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Shadow_Twisted Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:08 am Post subject: |
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Xivk, I hate to burst your bubble, so I won't. Martin, however, is too precious to be lost so I will burst your blimp
*Pulls out the newly patented SlingMaster 9000, pre-loaded with a half ton boulder and launches it with tremendous force into the fruity dirigible, watching it zip off as the air floods out*
Cartoon action, because doing it in real life would never happen |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:15 am Post subject: |
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waaaahhhh stop this crazy thing! @_@
"zipping around the room, the melon blimp crashes into the wall in a splat"
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Ill have you know shadow, THIS. means war. "evil stare"
"still stuck to the wall in melon though" T_T _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:46 am Post subject: |
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Okay Xivk. An odd thing I recall about you is, weren't you the one playing ghost? And you're also a rabbit. Are you suppose to be a magic trick gone wrong? "Watch me pull this bunny out of a hat" and you entered the ethereal realm through the vortex of the top hat? _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:04 am Post subject: |
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Well I started out as a ghost coming here cause thats what I am till I made a fursona and with me morphing became that for this place. Also being a rabbit is more fun so far here. ^_^
and no im not a magic trick gone wrong. T_T
While I got your attention though, mind helping down from here? _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Martin Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:11 am Post subject: |
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xivk wrote: | Well I started out as a ghost coming here cause thats what I am till I made a fursona and with me morphing became that for this place. Also being a rabbit is more fun so far here. ^_^
and no im not a magic trick gone wrong. T_T
While I got your attention though, mind helping down from here? |
*pulls out a ladder from his wallet, climbs up and sprays xivk with a hearty dose of melon-B-gone ("for all your melon problems. Not for breast reduction. Not for internal use. Ah, what the hell, drink it if you want, but it's just silly"), then recovers the tiny mischief-maker*
There you go. You're lucky that I got you down before reality realized that watermelons, being full, can't fly...
*watches as a winged watermelon flies by*
...or not. |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:21 am Post subject: |
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"standing on martins hand watching the melon fly by"
Yknow that is something you dont regularly see.
But now if you'd excuse me I need more tools of use.
"jumps into martins jacket pocket"
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Gah evil walrus! Help me out over here joe! _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Shadow_Twisted Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:03 am Post subject: |
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As a gesture of no hard feelings *drops a reloaded SlingMaster 9000 down Martin's pocket to Xivk for use against aforementioned evil walrus* |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:23 am Post subject: |
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Quick joe grab the slingshot!
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No, dont shot at the grandfather clock shot at this dam walrus! >_< _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Martin Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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xivk wrote: | Quick joe grab the slingshot!
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No, dont shot at the grandfather clock shot at this dam walrus! >_< |
*turns to the walrus, who is sitting by his side eating a herring-tomato sandwich*
Who do you think they're shooting at, Horace? |
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Chaosengine Rank: Super Veteran
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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*puts a pirate hat on the walrus and hugs it*
I always wanted to do that.
Horace: HONK! *eats sandwich* _________________ "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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"climbs out of martins pocket with a slingshot and falls to the floor"
*pant pant*
You sar... need to clean.. out those pockets... *phew*
"notices the walrus sitting next to martin"
wait... what was I running from? _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Aaron_Thom Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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*Picks some water mellon, cuts it open, cuts it into square pieces, cleans out the seeds, puts the pieces into a bowl and finds a table to set them on.* Hmm *reaches into one of Martins pockets... SNAP* eeeeOUCH *Pulls hand out, fingers caught in a mouse trap.* First my tail in the other post now this. *Grunt* *Pulls fingers out and reaches in the pocket again and finally pulls out a fork. Turns back to the table and starts eating the water mellon.* Dude Martin you need to organize those pockets *Munch, munch, munch, swallow* someone could get hurt if they're not careful *shakes his sore hand a little* Oofda like me ow! _________________ I am what I am and proud to be who I am.
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Martin Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Aaron_Thom wrote: | *Picks some water mellon, cuts it open, cuts it into square pieces, cleans out the seeds, puts the pieces into a bowl and finds a table to set them on.* Hmm *reaches into one of Martins pockets... SNAP* eeeeOUCH *Pulls hand out, fingers caught in a mouse trap.* First my tail in the other post now this. *Grunt* *Pulls fingers out and reaches in the pocket again and finally pulls out a fork. Turns back to the table and starts eating the water mellon.* Dude Martin you need to organize those pockets *Munch, munch, munch, swallow* someone could get hurt if they're not careful *shakes his sore hand a little* Oofda like me ow! |
Aaron... just so you know, I don't keep mousetraps in my pockets, they could hurt the duck or the tuna. You must...
*checks inside the pocket*
Just as I thought... Xivk's fumbling opened my BAG!!!, and you must have reached inside it.
*closes the BAG!!!, to avoid further accidents*
Oh, for those who wonder... a BAG!!! is the whatsit that JRPG characters use to keep their stuff, 99 items at a time. Which means that I still have 98 mousetraps and 98 forks inside.
(as for why one should keep such a ludicrous amount of items... well, why not? ) |
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Martin Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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xivk wrote: | "climbs out of martins pocket with a slingshot and falls to the floor"
*pant pant*
You sar... need to clean.. out those pockets... *phew*
"notices the walrus sitting next to martin"
wait... what was I running from? |
*checks*
The third row cello player from the panda orchestra, apparently. |
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Marx-Paragon Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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your "bag" only holds 99 mousetraps? what if you have to get rid of 100 mice _________________
marx's four step guide to being popular in the fandom
1 draw boobs
2 make comics
3 cuase drama
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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His pie throwing kitten takes a break from his pie throwing hobby and excersizes his natural instincts. _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:01 pm Post subject: |
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"gets up and rams slingshot into the ground"
lets see... what to do now... "!" *ding*
"arms self in sling shot, launches self on top of aarons head as hes busy with the watermelon, and takes cover behind his ear"
now we play the waiting game...
>_>
<_<
where are the ladies in here T_T _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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xivk Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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... "takes the bowl"
You didnt see anything...
Oh and thanks. _________________ Fursona Info.
I am the ghost of games... What i am, all i will be
-Xivk |
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Caroline Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:05 am Post subject: |
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((Anyone else notice that the new avatar, Sha'kaar, has his occupation listed as "Criminal Mastermind"? I mean... um... if you really were a criminal mastermind, would anyone know?
...sorry, just thought it was funny when I noticed that.)) |
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Wallstreet Rank: Mr. Fabulous
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:13 am Post subject: |
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((I was always under the impression that Kingpin, or Spiderman fame, was a well known villain among the city. I could be wrong. He was a mastermind for sure.)) _________________ Ewan's Golden Glass
Fine Alcohol and Good Times
Who the hell is Ewan Bushmill?
A reference: http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7319 |
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JohnnyPsycho Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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That's the funny thing about criminals sometimes, especially the case of organized crime... sometimes, it's common knowledge that certain people are mobsters or high-profile criminals, but it's mostly based on word-of-mouth (in other words, mostly by hearsay). Without any hard evidence there's nothing more that the police can do than to sit back and wait, hoping for a chance to catch these guys red-handed or with a bit of dirt on them. Remember, Al Capone never go caught for all the gangland killings he ordered or any other illegal activities from his criminal empire... he got caught for unpaid taxes.
Anyway, I'd bet Sha'kaar is probably well-known enough in the underworld and on the streets as a high-level criminal mastermind, but probably has at least a cover identity (perhaps as an idle, rich playboy) to keep the authorities from sniffing around him too much. Plus, we are in BonBon, where no one's allowed to snoop into one's past... _________________ Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
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Chaosengine Rank: Super Veteran
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:01 am Post subject: |
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Haven't seen Sha'kaar in awhile. I wonder if he knows his avie is done? _________________ "One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster.
The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free...
You'll find a god in every golden cloister,
And if you're lucky then the god's a she..." |
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Mystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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Chaosengine wrote: | Haven't seen Sha'kaar in awhile. I wonder if he knows his avie is done? |
Has he even posted yet? I don't think I've seen anything other than his description thread. _________________ Oh, I'd tell myself
What good do you do
Convince myself |
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