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Xebulon
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:27 pm    Post subject: A clever penis joke Reply with quote

I saw this and just about laughed my ass off, so I had to share. Laughing

I the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or pub[l]ic holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss

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Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
Have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, cute Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Seen that before, but it's still funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clever, very clever.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Genius man, pure genius.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Very Happy Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

P. Niss should be glad he has a job! LOL
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