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 Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: JOKE: Monkey Business |
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This isn't a dirty joke, but I think it's still rather funny.
A monkey goes into a bar and approaches the bartender...
The monkey asks the bartender: You got any bananas?
The bartender says to the monkey: No, I don't have any bananas.
The monkey again asks the bartender: You got any bananas?
The bartender repeats to the monkey: No, I don't have any bananas.
The monkey once more asks the bartender: You got any bananas?
The bartender says to the monkey: I told you, I don't have any bananas.
The monkey yet again asks the bartender: You got any bananas?
The bartender angrily says to the monkey: If you ask me that one more time I'm going to nail your tongue to the bar!
The monkey then asks the bartender: You got any nails?
The bartender snaps back to the monkey: No!
The monkey asks the bartender: You got any bananas?
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:39 am Post subject: |
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Hehe, its funny. yeah, clean jokes are welcome here. 
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:55 am Post subject: |
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So pleased I am. Thank you I must. With you may the force be.
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He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. I have a death sentence on 12 systems.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| thefatman wrote: | | He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. I have a death sentence on 12 systems. |
Han Solo, right?
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It was in the bar, where Luke Skywalker stands next to two bad guys. and one makes a noise. and the other one then says that. :
BG1: *grumble*
BG2: He doesn't like you.
LS: Sorry.
BG2: I don't like you either. You just watch your self. We are wanted men. I have a death sentence on twelve systems.
LS: I'll be careful.
BG2: You'll be dead!
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D'OH, I was so close! [shakes head in hands]
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