JOKE: Listen carefully

[Tadelesh]

Two male friends are in a bar, and one of them points over at a group of hot girls and says, "You see those girls over there? As I walked past them, I noticed them looking at me, and one of them said "nine". She must really like me!" His friend looks at him and laughs, replying, "Sorry, mate, but when I passed them earlier, I heard them talking in German."
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Drofgod969]

man that is a harsh reality for him... (for those of y'all that don't know, nine in German means 'no')
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[Lidia_Apricot]

Oh! I get it now. Lol, I was thinking of ranking.

You know, like when a group of girl see a guy, they rank him from 1 to 10 of how hot he is.

But I guess I was suppose to think of that but it's not what the joke meant XD.

[Tadelesh]

Yeah, the joke is that he thinks they're giving him a rating out of 10, when they're actually saying no.
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Wow, sarcasm! That's original.

[Cole Blacke]

It took me a second to get it, but it's good.

[Tearlach]

[skybourne87]

lol still a good joke