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Cole Blacke
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:51 pm    Post subject: HUMOR: Airplane Race Reply with quote

This is a clean one. Personally, I think it looks fun. Laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlCzCJEwZmY
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks Fun AND Dangerous 0___0

I would not want to ride on a airplane with those mens flying it. >__<
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have been on a plane with those men flying it bouncy
I got through my supply of sick bags real quick Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm that's normal with german pilots here XD

Check this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wlhs_cqlAM

pilot: "You know Bob, one day the people will start screaming too late. And then we'll all gonna die *laughs*"
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing I swear the airlines are trying to kill us all. Thankfuly, trains are much safer, right?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlczxXqez-Y
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
Laughing I swear the airlines are trying to kill us all. Thankfuly, trains are much safer, right?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlczxXqez-Y


......................................................................................................

Did....that.....really happened?.... .___.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. Laughing


Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lidia_Apricot wrote:
Cole Blacke wrote:
No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. Laughing


Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<


I would definitely keep my eyes closed, and hit the deck. Laughing
Then again, how stupid is the engineer? If I saw that thing coming, I'd lock up the brakes.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
Lidia_Apricot wrote:
Cole Blacke wrote:
No, it's a Norwegian commercial for an engineering school. I would actually be kind of scared if that was real. Laughing


Kind of?!.....I would piss my pants and never close my eyes if that ever happen >___<


I would definitely keep my eyes closed, and hit the deck. Laughing
Then again, how stupid is the engineer? If I saw that thing coming, I'd lock up the brakes.


I'll start writing my will before that happen XD.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First I'd try the emergency brake cord. If that doesn't work...jump. Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cole Blacke wrote:
First I'd try the emergency brake cord. If that doesn't work...jump. Shocked


After you. XD
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point Wink (it could never come to stop in this short distance)


Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

green_fox wrote:
I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point Wink (it could never come to stop in this short distance)


Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD


*puff her cheek out in annoyance* Hey! No fair, you cheap stake.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

green_fox wrote:
I'd try to get as much speed as possible, otherwise the train would fall down at the highest point Wink (it could never come to stop in this short distance)


Oh and I would charge the passengers an extra amusement fee XD


You're...a monster. Laughing
....and you would need the TGV to get that much speed. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(what's a cheap stake? I couldn't find any translation Sad )

Nah, no monster, I'm a senior salesperson ... oh could be close to monster *g*

One of my friends is an engineer, we started calculating on how fast the train has to be, the diameter of the loop etc.

Must be a rocketdriven train to get enough speed to not to fall out of the loop. And the diameter of the loop has to be ridiculously big... Smile

The TGV is to slow, the centrifugal force it would have in the loop would be to low to keep it on the track, gravity would win here Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not sure if I spelled it right ^^!

Is just another word for a person who cares about money; instead of using the word "greedy."
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahhh, like Scrooge? Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah! Like that ^w^.

Edit: On a second thought: I don't even think "Cheap stake" is even a word XD
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's "cheapskate"...
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drofgod969 wrote:
it's "cheapskate"...


Oh! So I did spelled the word correctly, I just made a mistake of putting them as two words, instead of one. Razz

Thanks, Drofgod969.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

green_fox wrote:

One of my friends is an engineer, we started calculating on how fast the train has to be, the diameter of the loop etc.

Must be a rocketdriven train to get enough speed to not to fall out of the loop. And the diameter of the loop has to be ridiculously big... Smile

The TGV is to slow, the centrifugal force it would have in the loop would be to low to keep it on the track, gravity would win here Smile


*Golf clap* Bravo! You're right about the TGV; I simply used it as a reference since it is currently the fastest ( steel wheel on steel rail) train in the world. In any case, using an unmodified train, gravity would win, since the couplers between the cars would never allow for that amount of stress, and the long, rigid frames of each car wouldn't allow for the trucks ( wheelsets) to pivot without becoming disconnected. Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lidia_Apricot wrote:
Drofgod969 wrote:
it's "cheapskate"...


Oh! So I did spelled the word correctly, I just made a mistake of putting them as two words, instead of one. Razz

Thanks, Drofgod969.


Embarassed no problem, glad to help.
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