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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:53 am    Post subject: JOKE: The Gift Reply with quote

The Gift
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. They had not been dating very long, so after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note.... romantic but not
too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to sears and bought her a pair of white gloves. The younger sister bought a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents he sealed the package and mailed it to his sweetheart with this note:

Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out for the evening. If it had not been for our sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easy to remove. They are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she has been wearing for the past three weeks. They were hardly soiled. I had her try on yours for me and she looked really sharp. I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time. No doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before you put them away,as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during this coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol thats pretty funny
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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