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Deftones
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:28 pm    Post subject: 7 wise men designed the vagina Reply with quote

This is kinda a korny but its funny as shit! Found it off some website :lol:Its kinda my own little made up version of it.

"7 wise men designed the PUSSY, they were all horny bastards that were monks......
-The first was interested in screwing a hole, so he carved a little diamond shaped hole into an [removed] school girls crouch
-the second made the flabby cliterous and labia so he could make a PEZ dispenser.
-The 3rd farted so much and would love to hear a fart out the pussy , so he made the QUEEF.
-The 4th took his arm pit hair and made a little patch of fur on top of the crouch.
-The 5th noticed that when he jacked off , he saw white shit bust out all over the place, so he wanted equal pleasure and made the pussy bust white stuff and called it CUM
-The 6th put the beautiful texture and carving on the pussy
-The 7th then named it "THE VAGINA" and as he said it, the voices of the angels started singing and the under aged school girl moaned opening her legs.

Later in time, the creation of Alley Baggett consumed the queen of all Vigina's"

LOL Laughing Laughing
Let me no what you think of the "7 wisemen who created the Vigina"
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pretty lame really
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats just plain wrong. isn't this forum for legal age not under age.thats not even funny. Mad
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are we posting on a 4 year old dead thread that was obviously ignored by everyone else when it was first posted? Perhaps we should stop necroposting, hmmm?
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry i made it to the front with my post
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, every post automatically bumps a thread to the first page. Sort of wish there were a "sage" function for posting...
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

or maybe a VOTE TO DELETE
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PostPosted: Fri May 01, 2009 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry.it was at the top of my list. but can u ask the admins to delete it. THATS FUCKING WRONG!!!
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