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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:04 pm    Post subject: Hunting for Moose Reply with quote

Two guys go out hunting for moose, let's call them Bill and Ted. After a while the two feel unsuccessful and decide that they are making too much noise as a group, Bill suggests that they split up. Ted had felt that perhaps his bright orange boiler suit may have been affecting their hunting due to the high visibility of him, but he decided to go alone with Bill's idea anyway. Bill goes left and Ted goes right, Soon after they split up Bill hears a noise from the bushes behind him, Suddenly Ted jumps out from the bushes and shouts "Don't shoot! I'm not a moose!" Bill quickly shoots Ted down and panics once he realises what he has done.

"Why did you do that? I said I wasn't a moose!" Says Ted, to which Bill replied "I'm sorry! I thought you said you were a moose!"
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