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PostPosted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 12:27 am    Post subject: JOKE: #6 on the 1999 Darwin awards Reply with quote

In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided
to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot
himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the
threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking
extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged
out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where
he died of hypothermia.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow what a way to go lol
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