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Thor
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:11 am    Post subject: JOKE: This joke is very funny Reply with quote

A duck walks into a store and asks, 'Got any gwapes?'
The clerk says, "No, we don't got any gwapes."
The duck comes again the next day, and asks the clerk, "Got any gwapes?"
The clerk says, "No, we don't got any gwapes, and if you come in here asking for gwapes again, I'll staple your feet to the floor!"
The duck comes in the next day and asks, "Got any staples?"
Clerk says, "No, we don't got any staples."
Duck says, "Got any gwapes


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sexymanz
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol i get it now...
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Ashton Gray
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oldy but a goodie. Reminds me of another old joke.

Mom, I can't stop walking in a circle!
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFL!!!!
PERFECT!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing made sure he didnt have the ammo, then asked agean Laughing Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny
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