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Tadelesh
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:00 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Differences Reply with quote

What's the difference between a nymphomaniac, a hooker and a wife ?

The nympho says "You're done already?"

The hooker says "Are you done yet?"

And the wife says "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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Axelord58
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's another one, kinda on the same basis...

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?"

"A slut will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you."
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Tadelesh
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a joke I would usually tell, but..

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing funny but wrong... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

would you kindly elaborate that joke, Tadelesh, 'cause I don't get it.
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Tadelesh
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahem. Embarassed Well.. you know when a girl gives a guy a blowjob..? Well.. yeah.. ahem. As I said, it's not the kind of joke I'd usually tell.. but I saw it and couldn't resist.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"spitting"..."swallowing"....and "gargling"...........

Shocked ...OH! Now I get it.

....ew. -__-
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Axelord58
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tadelesh wrote:
Not a joke I would usually tell, but..

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.


Good one. I've heard it before but still gives me a chuckle Laughing

Lidia_Apricot wrote:
"spitting"..."swallowing"....and "gargling"...........

Shocked ...OH! Now I get it.

....ew. -__-


And thank you Lidia, THAT made my day

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol funny but wrong
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