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HellogsCorn
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 Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:52 am Post subject: JOKE: 3 women joke |
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3 womans joke
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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Tadelesh
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| Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:17 am Post subject: |
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That, Tearlach, reminds me of another one.
Three elderly ladies are sitting on a park bench. One of them says, "Windy today, isn't it?" The next one replies, "Wednesday? Isn't it Thursday?" The third one replies, "Thirsty? Yes, I could do with a drink."
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Ashton Gray
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A rarity, to be sure.
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Drofgod969
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oh so true...
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skybourne87
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| Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:46 am Post subject: Re: JOKE: 3 women joke |
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| HellogsCorn wrote: | 3 womans joke
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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still funny |
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