FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   RegisterRegister   ProfileProfile   Log inLog in 
JOKE: Divine Retribution

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Axelord58
Rank: Senior Member


Joined: 25 Oct 2008
Posts: 234

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:29 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Divine Retribution Reply with quote

I was gonna wait til tomorrow to post a new one but this one i couldn't wait for Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.” And with that command, the statues came to life.

The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.

After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?”

The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”

Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’LL shit on it’s head!”
_________________
"If it ain't broke, just wait awhile. Because it will be.
Back to top
View user's profile
Drofgod969
Royal Member of BonBon


Joined: 08 Sep 2008
Posts: 3428

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Laughing payback is a @#$%.
_________________
yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. that's why it is called the present.
quoted by master Oogway off kong fu panda
Some weep, some cry, some make couches fly. - Katmir
Let me stand behind you in times of peace, let me stand infront of you in times of war, let me stand beside you as a equall, as a friend.
Back to top
View user's profile
Tadelesh
Royal Member of BonBon


Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 1578

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Revenge is a dish best served.. um.. well, that's not cold, is it? Rolling Eyes
_________________
Wow, sarcasm! That's original.
Back to top
View user's profile
Ashton Gray
Royal Member of BonBon


Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 4668

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coming from a statue, who knows?
_________________
Silentium est aurum
Back to top
View user's profile
Ronald
Forum Admin


Joined: 18 Oct 2003
Posts: 3670

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that was a shitty joke. lol.
_________________
"Every exit is an entrance somewhere else." -Tom Stoppard

http://www.eadultcomics.com/ - for the best in online erotic adult comics
http://www.eadultgames.com/ - adult games, strip poker, strip blackjack, and more.
Back to top
View user's profile
Tadelesh
Royal Member of BonBon


Joined: 31 Jul 2008
Posts: 1578

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ronald wrote:
that was a shitty joke. lol.
Rolling Eyes
_________________
Wow, sarcasm! That's original.
Back to top
View user's profile
Ashton Gray
Royal Member of BonBon


Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 4668

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wondering who would use that pun.
_________________
Silentium est aurum
Back to top
View user's profile
skybourne87
Rank: Rookie


Joined: 20 Jun 2009
Posts: 92

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol nice
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    General Forum -> Adult Jokes/Humor & Erotic Stories All times are GMT - 8 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group