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Cole Blacke
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: JOKE: Don't Push The Buttons..... Reply with quote

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. However, each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. The man readily agreed, rushed inside, and sat down.
There, next to the toilet-paper roll, were four buttons marked "WW", "WA", "PP" and "ATR". Eventually, curiosity overcame him, and he finally gave in to the urge. He carefully reached-out, and depressed the "WW" button. Immediately, a flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bottom. Laughing, he thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!...." So, a little more boldly, he pressed the "WA" button. Within seconds, body-temperature Warm Air blew across his bottom, and dried it comfortably. "Aha", he thought, "now this is service!" So, it was with mounting anticipation that he pushed the next button, marked "PP". This released a soft disposable Powder Puff, which swung below him, and dusted his bottom lightly with talcum. "Man, this is great," he thought, as he reached-out for the "ATR" button....
.....When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just beginning to wear-off. Dazed, and barely conscious, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was an intense pain. The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the 'Automatic Tampon Removal' button."
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An oldy but a goody.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked Rolling Eyes think before you leap... Laughing that's what you get.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice choice of words, there. dry Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like the joke said, curiosity got the best of him and curiosity didn't kill him but he might as well die if what I think happened *shudder*
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

omg Ouch!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

auw that hurts Shocked Very Happy Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(cringe)
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn that sucks lol
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forgive me if I sound wierd, I was almost expecting the guy to lose his anal virginity there with something different.. I think he did.
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