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PostPosted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:46 am    Post subject: JOKE: The Prostitute Reply with quote

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being
a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jyt tjt mjy uuj Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL....Funny but pretty lame Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny, than im a chicken farmer! Razz Cool Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think its korny
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not bad but didnt make me laugh
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