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Martin
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 Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:11 am Post subject: |
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And so it came...
that our first would-be criminal mastermind...
became Bon Bon's first professional advertising businessman.
(sorry for the spaces, wanted to make it sound like a slow british-style commentary  ) |
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duo2nd
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:49 am Post subject: |
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| You mean I'm the criminal mastermind? But I'm not good being evil. It ruins my complexion. |
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:36 am Post subject: |
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Nah, I meant Sha'Kaar.
And of course if you don't want to be evil just don't be it!
Just remember to carry this with you all the time...
*hands to Duo a card saying "Not evil. The bearer of this card is eligible for a place in an adventuring party, hero team, goodwill force or the like, if requested. Void in places of utter evil. Please don't spindle, bend or mutilate. That goes for the card too."*
Theeeeere you go! Just remember to sign on the dotted line |
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Sha`Kaar
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Well with being a Criminal Master mind *bows as he gladly takes the position now*,.. a good business sense is a must have. And really, i would consider those people who go around calling out various advertisements slightly evil, okay maybe not though definitely annoying 
So if you bend that card, will that make you evil? Kinda like how ripping tags off mattresses makes one a criminal? |
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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Nah, but the card won't fit into the AQMs (Automatic Questing Machines... you know, for when you don't have a black-cloaked stranger OR a tavern to rely on), and it'll be harder for the UnEvil recognition tools to read the card (Okay, so the tool is just a midget who's real good at speed-reading and says "beep" once he's successfully identified the card. What did you expect from the victorian period, an IR bar code scanner? ).
Oh, and it allows evil people to toss baked potatoes at your head.
All this, of course, unless the card has been mishandled in the course of a heroic quest, in which case it's still perfectly readable and functional, plus it allows the holder to wear a ripped shirt and tight pants (or other distinctive clothes). Spunky, fun sidekick and sultry paramour are also available by then, but they're extra.
(don't ask, it's a hero thing ) |
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duo2nd
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| Martin wrote: | Nah, I meant Sha'Kaar.
And of course if you don't want to be evil just don't be it!
Just remember to carry this with you all the time...
*hands to Duo a card saying "Not evil. The bearer of this card is eligible for a place in an adventuring party, hero team, goodwill force or the like, if requested. Void in places of utter evil. Please don't spindle, bend or mutilate. That goes for the card too."*
Theeeeere you go! Just remember to sign on the dotted line |
Thanks. Maybe this time, I should work for the fire brigade. |
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LabrnMystic
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:23 am Post subject: |
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| Xebulon wrote: | | Yes, a mime. But it was a lady mime! I saved her, you see. She was trapped in some sort of invisible box! |
 All of you and your shinanagens. XD
You guys can sure bring a smile to everyone's face.
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LabrnMystic
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:25 am Post subject: |
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| Martin wrote: | Nah, I meant Sha'Kaar.
And of course if you don't want to be evil just don't be it!
Just remember to carry this with you all the time...
*hands to Duo a card saying "Not evil. The bearer of this card is eligible for a place in an adventuring party, hero team, goodwill force or the like, if requested. Void in places of utter evil. Please don't spindle, bend or mutilate. That goes for the card too."*
Theeeeere you go! Just remember to sign on the dotted line |
XD Thats awesome Martin! XD
Though, having been to Vixine, no one could ever question your adventuring comedic ways. ^_^
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Xebulon
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Sha`Kaar wrote: | | But i must know,.. why custard? |
Because I like custard and I couldn't find a flan big enough.
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Xebulon
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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Martin, you never cease to amaze. Or amuse.
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Martin
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| Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Xebulon wrote: | | Martin, you never cease to amaze. Or amuse. |
That's my mission in life, big guy. Every day I bring a smile to someone's face is chalked as positive.
Mind you, that's WAY harder than it sounds. |
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:36 am Post subject: |
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Don't I know it. You pull it off splendidly, though, Martin. Bravo!
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