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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:31 pm    Post subject: Not too funny, an atempt at humor, not dirty Reply with quote

what do you call a cereal box full of razor blades?





....Emo Flakes , an unhealthy part of unbalanced emotions!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Not too funny, an atempt at humor, not dirty Reply with quote

Thorne wrote:
what do you call a cereal box full of razor blades?





....Emo Flakes , an unhealthy part of unbalanced emotions!
What do you call a bad joke?








.... Exactly what it is.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Not too funny, an atempt at humor, not dirty Reply with quote

Silvador wrote:
Thorne wrote:
what do you call a cereal box full of razor blades?





....Emo Flakes , an unhealthy part of unbalanced emotions!
What do you call a bad joke?






.... Exactly what it is.

That's what she said.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ya I know,
Here's another
So me and my brother are walking through the mall
and we pass an emo couple going at it with their tongues,
This was some pretty intense spit swapping going on.
Well I polite to a point so I didn't say this allowed but
I turned to my brother an said "Get a coffin!"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ya I know,
Here's another
So me and my brother are walking through the mall
and we pass an emo couple going at it with their tongues,
This was some pretty intense spit swapping going on.
Well I polite to a point so I didn't say this allowed but
I turned to my brother an said "Get a coffin!"


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know instead of get a room, get a coffin!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*sigh*
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know, but heres another leaving the chamber, got to sound it out or its not funny.

How do you say cut the grass in French?




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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see we have a real Buzz Killington on our hands...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shadow_Twisted wrote:
I see we have a real Buzz Killington on our hands...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcqGGMPc3k
Sorry I'm funnier in person, more like this other guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shadow_Twisted wrote:
I see we have a real Buzz Killington on our hands...


Hahaha....
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you know actuly the wosest joke i heard was a joke that some 20 year old tryed to convince me that he took showered with a 16 year old step sister in the shower and tryed to get a rise out of me.. when i had no reaction he got all pissy.


but the funny part is his friend went along with it. and i am like how imature do you have to be.... then i made him more pissed by telling him i wouldnt pay him for a art commission cuase i didnt want his art i wanted his friends.


in the end i found it sad. but i laughed when he got all bend out of shape cuase i didnt believe him XD.


that was the worst joke i ever herd... so thise jokes acttuly are funny to me..
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you got a reaching out sense of humor, Oh and I'm not a super bigot of emos, one of my good friends is moderately emo, he accepts my moderately furry side, so its a mutual understanding.
Heres one of his jokes.... its pretty bad...
Why did Hitler commit suicide?





...He got his gas bill....pretty bad
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thorne wrote:
Well you got a reaching out sense of humor, Oh and I'm not a super bigot of emos, one of my good friends is moderately emo, he accepts my moderately furry side, so its a mutual understanding.
Heres one of his jokes.... its pretty bad...
Why did Hitler commit suicide?





...He got his gas bill....pretty bad

That.....isn't as bad as they first ones, actually.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks alot Wolf Stride, I think you have it out for me, specially after yesterday, damn, that was too weird.

... no hard feelings though, I'm a bigot when it comes to one thing so, ya. I won't go out of my way to attack people, I'm not a preacher, I got my morals I won't force them on any one, but I will make comments now and then for fun.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thanks alot Wolf Stride, I think you have it out for me, specially after yesterday, damn, that was too weird.

... no hard feelings though, I'm a bigot when it comes to one thing so, ya. I won't go out of my way to attack people, I'm not a preacher, I got my morals I won't force them on any one, but I will make comments now and then for fun.

Well, if I did, I would most likely pick out yer statements, mate. Besides, that's Silv's job, not mine. My job is just to be stupid 'round the forums.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well we are all here to have fun.
Do you think you could give me a list of people on here I should watch my tongue around, I don't want to hurt feelings I may be a bigot at times but I don't hate and I don't want to hurt others.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thorne wrote:
Well we are all here to have fun.
Do you think you could give me a list of people on here I should watch my tongue around, I don't want to hurt feelings I may be a bigot at times but I don't hate and I don't want to hurt others.


Well, you'd be asking the wrong person here. Yes, I have been in here longer than you, but it is wrong of me to say out a list of people right here, don't you think? Besides, I know more than a few who would tear me limb from limb should I open my big yap....
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

your right, sorry that was a stupid request, i'll just watch it, I'll check myself before i wreck myself! sorry I put you in that kind of position i wasn't thinking. -skull bashes wall-
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Uhh.....lemme give you a hand.

-Pulls out a Sledge Hammer-
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that'll fix my noggin
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Um...well, you tried, thats all that counts Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well I ain't out of ammo yet...
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reload, here comes another, its a local joke where I'm from, New Mexico.
Why is it illegal to pick up beer bottle off the side of the road?










Because their native American artifacts,


Now don't get mad at me, I have native blood in me, enough to get grant money and free health care, but if you saw me you would go huh? Since I'm mostly white and have a red beard, which I should shave I think it scares the ladies away. I'm only 19 but my mom says I look like I'm 30 when I got my beard.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most of these are either hateful, judgmental, or racist. I took a bit of offense over the Hitler joke seeing as my grandfather died in a gas chamber. Please realize that unknowingly you can insult people. Even if you meant no harm.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey it was emo friend's joke not mine! I'm not racist, I think killing Nazi's is fun COD. Anyways I'm not politically correct, but if you think about it most people here aren't exactly politically correct. Hating ain't right, so I don't hate anybody, but their are certain lifestyles I hate, KKK and Black Panthers are two groups who should just disappear, and when it comes to some lifestyles I kind of pity the person living that way.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see... So if you think the joke is a bad one, then why repeat it?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not saying I encourage racist/offensive jokes, but I think sometimes people take it too seriously. Part of humor is that it is NOT meant to be taken seriously, and off color jokes are not necessarily a reflection of a person's attitudes. When you focus on trying to avoid offending people, you really lose a lot of the humor, because in the end, you WILL offend someone somewhere

I think this song kinda sums up my point, to an extent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tj_9jyO8OQ
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tanks shadow twisted, i saw that you had replied, and i was expecting criticism, Ya joking around isn't meant to be harmful, thats why its a joke, I can take a joke and often make fun of my self, self inflicted fat jokes. Sorry to offend, to be honest with you if I was a comedian I'd be a starving comedian, but then again that might do me some good, ...see theres one.
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