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Katmir
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:18 pm    Post subject: Old limerick Reply with quote
There once was a man from Kent
whose uh-huh was terribly bent
To save himself trouble
he stuck it in double
And instead of coming - he went.

Surprised
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
*raises eyebrow*
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stuck it in what?


OK, I got a couple.

This one I learnt from a friend:
Sex is evil,
evil is sin.
Sin is forgiven,
so open your legs and let me in.

This one I learnt on a camp:
I wanna be a 4 star Major.
Live my life in sex and danger.
Scooba divin',
Sixty-ninin'
I got a girl that I like best,
'Specially when I suck her breasts.


They're crude, but funny... a bit.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
That was funny Katmir.
Silvador... Confused wtf... dude those were just crude I didn't find them funny at all.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Aaron_Thom wrote:
That was funny Katmir.
Silvador... Confused wtf... dude those were just crude I didn't find them funny at all.
-shrug-
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