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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:33 pm    Post subject: Joke: Sleeping in Church Reply with quote

do know if this has been told but here goes


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea", said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In the church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed."Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!"

Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice.

As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that dammned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha that was funny
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, that was funny. Another one that made me laugh out loud.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very funny indeed.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This one had me in a fit of giggles when i found it
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah I heard that one a while ago and I still laughed 'Cept the one I head was about school kids or something
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