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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:11 pm    Post subject: Humor: Men's and Women's reply Reply with quote

These are men's and women's reply to blow jobs. Enjoy.

Man's reply

1. First of all yes you are obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone(younger, prettier, and dirtier) who will. 

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of alot easier than licking a dead fish. 

3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "QUEFF" mean anything to you? 

4. I will use your ears as I see fit. Don't worry! about it- be glad I'm not pulling your hair 

5. If you ever tell me what to say and not to say to my friends again, you won't have to worry about getting those little hairs stuck in your teeth, because you won't have ANY! 

6. Maybe if you brushed your teeth and got the dick off your breath we would stick around afterwards. 

7. When your on your period, stuffing your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. 

8. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for 5 straight days you need all the fluids you can get 

9. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you we have the shit end of the stick in flavor country. 

10. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth 

11. Play with the balls. 

12. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 

13. Blowjobs are the only reason we spend with you instead of our friends, take that away and your totally useless 

14. Caress the ass too, we like that. 

15. Make hay in the sunshine. It's wide awake in the morning. Now, when you get old and fat(and you will) and looking for goh-ron-tee it'll be sound asleep. 

16. If you swallow then you won't have to worry about getting any on your face now will you?

17. Leave the thinking to us!

Now. Before you even think about posting, read the other half.[/i]
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woman's reply

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 

2. So if you get one be grateful 

3. I don't care what they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someones face. 

4. No, I don't have to swallow 

5. My ears are not handles 

6. Do not push the top of my head. Do you really want puke on your dick? 

7. I don't care how relaxed you get it is never ok to fart 

8. Having my period does not mean that its "HUMMER WEEK" get it through your head-I'm bloated and feel like shit, so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because you can't have sex right now. 

9. Blue balls might have worked on high school girls- if your that desperate go jerk off and leave me alone with my midol. 

10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "WRECKED IT" 

11. Leaving me in the bed while you go play video games immediatly afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 

12. If you like how we do it its probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talents. Just enjoy the moment and be happy were good at it. 

13. No, it doesn't taste good! 

14. No, I will not do it while you watch t.v. 

15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blowjobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag. 

16. Just because it’s awake when you get up does not mean that I have to kiss it goodmorning.
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