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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:22 pm    Post subject: Humor: Worst pick up lines Reply with quote

What is the worst pick up line you have heard or used. Heres one i heard from watching robin williams weapons of self destruction special.

Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines Reply with quote

The Adept wrote:
Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.

Instant slap

But I've even heard one at BestBuy, A girl (about 22, just guessing) was looking at Modern Warfare 2. Guy comes over and says:
"Heah baby, I'm a level 38 5th prestiege and really good with the FAL."
I almost pissed myself. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines Reply with quote

BioRust wrote:
The Adept wrote:
Hey baby are your parents retarded cus your sure are special.

Instant slap

But I've even heard one at BestBuy, A girl (about 22, just guessing) was looking at Modern Warfare 2. Guy comes over and says:
"Heah baby, I'm a level 38 5th prestiege and really good with the FAL."
I almost pissed myself. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


I don't even know what that means but oddly enough I find that funny. Laughing Anyways, here's some pickup lines I picked up a while back. *Gets bricked for pun*
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"It is getting hot in here or is it just you?"
"Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!"
"Baby are you a theif, 'cause you just stole my heart!"
"I think I'm gay, want to prove me wrong?"
"I got a queen size bed and I'm tired of sleeping alone..."
"You need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island"
"I got a weapon of mass destruction in my pants"
"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Guy goes up to woman and looks at his crotch) Hey it's not going to suck itself!

*Slaps*
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines Reply with quote

Neon wrote:

"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"

Heard that one time, the girl sayed yes (and meant it)
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Humor: Worst pick up lines Reply with quote

BioRust wrote:
Neon wrote:

"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause your the bomb!"

Heard that one time, the girl sayed yes (and meant it)

Oh my God, seriously?! omg What happen afterwards?
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, dont mean too... well, be a asshole. But this is kinda a copy of a thread i made in the past. Sooooo.... yea...
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xxthalexx wrote:
Ok, dont mean too... well, be a asshole. But this is kinda a copy of a thread i made in the past. Sooooo.... yea...
dude thale i looked through the whole thread and did not find a single thing mettoning bad pick up lines so you must be thinking of a diffrent forum
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might be. Sorry if im wrong. But I was pritty sure I posted that. :/
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u & i together"
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this one my mate said and lets say it didn't end well.

we where both walking down a really busy and crowded street when he spoted this really pretty girl so he shouted at the top of his voice.

MAKE ROOM MORONS HOT STUFF WALKING THOUGH.

i have never larfd so much in my life till she slapped him then i nearly cryd with lafter.
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