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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:15 pm    Post subject: JOKE: The Magician and the Parrot Reply with quote

Here's a joke I heard I think you'll like:

There was a magician who entertained guests on a cruise ship. He was so good at his job, the captain of the ship even attended his shows from time to time.

However, the captain had a pet parrot. The parrot was clever, as it quickly learned the magician's act after a few shows. Every time the magician performed a trick, the parrot would reveal how it was done.

This annoyed the magician greatly. One night, as he was performing his act, the parrot kept ruining his show. Eventually, the magician snapped. He pulled out a gun and fired at the bird. The bird dodged the bullet, which hit a propane tank, blowing up the ship.

The only survivors to the explosion were the parrot and the magician. As they were lying on a piece of driftwood, the parrot looked at the magician and said:

"All right, I give up. Where's the ship?"
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freak'in bird. lol
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god I love that joke XD First time I heard it was when I watched Blue Collar Comedy One For the Road.
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