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Cassandre
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:08 am    Post subject: JOKE: Safety Contest Reply with quote

A policeman pulled over a car and walked over to the driver. "Crongratualtions sir, you won $5,000 in a safety contest, just for wearing your seatbelt. What are you going to do with the money?"
The driver thought for a moment, and then said, "I guess I'll go to school and get my driver's liscense." The woman next to him said, "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, officer. He's a smart alec when he's drunk." someone sat up from under a blanket in the back and said, "God, I knew we weren't going to get very far with this stolen car."
Suddenly, someone knocked from the trunk, and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
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Tadelesh
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Does he still get the $5000? Razz
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Cassandre
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why wouldn't he?
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Jerin Nekros
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why is it i could see something like this happening IRL
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Marx-Paragon
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jerin Nekros wrote:
why is it i could see something like this happening IRL


becuase as a species we are prone to make stupid chioces, it is or way...
good joke cassendre Laughing Cool
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Cassandre
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks!

I have loads more, too, if you wnat them.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Loved the joke I would love to see more of them Smile
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